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biteisme - mayonaisse lyrics

what the f+ck

(sammy it’s uncle jack, i’m going on a fishing trip. don’t do anything f+cking stupid okay? okay bye.) yeah yeah whatever

i love mayonaisse, so does he
when i talking bout he it’s like seven different guys
except for the one in the message man
that’s my uncle jack used to always make me cry
okay, no no, i’m not going to spoil you the premise
how i made me a salad, and found a lotta pain
all i gotta do is introduce all the characters
so run it back, let’s start it again

sammy’s my name
and ever since i was born i’ve been playing thе game
of tryna prove to my friends that i can makе a good salad
i’m also f+cked up and my uncle’s in the blame
i lost my parents when i was twelve or something
my uncle still beats like he don’t care bout nothing
i been living with this guy in a shack in carolina
and there’s ghosts in my head ever since i was a minor

(h+llo everybody, my name is the plate
i really like mayonaisse i think it’s pretty great)
there’s a few more ingridients i’m gonna need to cleanse
by the time that i’m done with that we’re gonna meet my friends
for example bernard he appears only once
this mayo de noche getting smeared on my blunts
denial got me eating up the salad in my arm
they say it’s disgusting but seventh time’s the charm
so here’s a bell pepper
and i got an avocado a tomato and a cucumber
potato and the onions, the rest is for the newcomers
my friends are in call, they’re debating all about me
wanna leave me behind, but they can’t do this without me
the previous salads they were pretty d+mn bad
but the moment that i’m done with this they’re never gonna doubt me

i denied me a shroom
and deliver you a pickle to the table as she take out her perfume
like a fish out the water recollecting on the past
who knows if my carrot vision ever gonna last
i ambiguously summarized the lp
do you wanna meet ’em now, won’t you please tell me
really quickly imma go ahead and set the bar low
so my friends come along to the song and say h+llo

you got michael, hi michael
(i’m michael, the most needed for survival
without me the salad ain’t vital
i’ve been to all six of the dinners and recitals)
and then alex, he hates me the most
we fight every week cause i ain’t diagnosed
(you’re selfish, narcissistic
your salad makes me feel autistic)
we got hywel, either from britian or wales
(i hate you) he don’t give a single f+ck about any of my tales
and koffdrop, he likes avocados
the same way i like slowly drowning in my sorrows
there is one more, aside from my uncle
i usually spot them when i’m smoking up a fungal
ever since he started beating me i saw em
playing with me like cards but i can’t even draw em

it go like this (like this)
the ghosts of carolina always dropping me a diss
one day it’s comfort the other day threats
they target my mind and the greatest regrets
now the plot of the story is they got me a bet
and the thing is i never wanna make ’em upset
they control what i see what i do what i feel
so, lemme just pause, and tell you bout the deal

my whole life tryna make a good salad
but the taste ends up like horse sh+t and acid
by the seventh time i was deprived
my friends hated me but all the sudden they arrived
they said (if you make it real nice
and your friends really like it well that will suffice
we’ll leave you alone for the rest of your life)
and if they don’t? (you’ll have to k!ll yourself) okay…
little sammy, little sammy, seems we’ve got a deal
time to satisfy your friends and have them very pleased
little sammy, little sammy, seems we’ve got it dealed
time to satisfy your friends and have them very pleased

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