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black hattitude - talmud lyrics

[the force]
how ’bout something like this…

[hook]
torah shebichsav, torah ba’al peh
one without the other, you’ll never get it clear
torah shebichsav, torah ba’al peh
one without the other, you’re winding up gor shver

[verse 1]
well check it out my friend,something you gotta understand
listen closely now to the subject that i’m dealing in
t is for torah, a is for -n-lyze
l is for limud, you’ll never get a better high
m is for masmid, u is untouchable
the book we’re discussing is strictly factual
d is for daf, now i think you understood
put the word together, what you get is the talmud
something that’s learned not some plain old subject
everything inside is absolutely correct
a thing my bro, you throw your mind into it
read it over and over, every time you see something new
its deep and its lengthy, and knowledge a plenty
and been p-ssed down hand to hand through the centuries
the only way to understand the torah
is immersing your mind in the holy gemara
you’re probably wondering what the thing is all about
so chill for a second and i’m gonna bust it out

[hook]

[verse 2]
first holy moses wrote down the torah
and then the tana’im who did up the mishna
as time went on our minds got slower
then the amora’im wrote down a gemara
a written explanation, without a flaw
complex -n-lization of the torah law
all the talks in yeshiva written down on some klaf
then we put it on paper and we call it a daf
set down on the paper by ravina, rav ashi
comments on the side by the tosfos and rashi
fixed up here and there done by the bach
if you can’t get the rashi then you got the rav
if you ain’t got a set and it doesn’t pas
20 volumes complete and you got the shas
at the back of each one, your sure to find
the rif, ran, rosh and the mordechai
but it ain’t over yet, there’s still more to see
maharsha, marsham, maharam, another three
if the rashi is shver, a total mishmash
turn to the back and check out the rashash
there’s more to learn, oh yes my beloved
rabbeinu peretz and rabbeinu david
the sh-tta, the r’avad and the ritva
the rambam, me’iri and the rashba
and of course y’all know those are just the rishonim
but now its time to get down with acharonim
penei yehoshua, the kovetz shiurim
rabbi akiva eiger and the avnei millu’im
rav chaim, rav shimon, rav boruch ber
leaving out the steipler wouldn’t be fair
now the list keeps rolling on and on
like a m-ssive torah marathon
bit before i describe the exact how to
let’s go right now for a chorus or two

[hook]

[verse 3]
now if this education, you want to receive uh
the place to check out is called a yeshiva
iyun in the morning, bekiyus in the evening
try daf yomi and you’ll start believing
the talmud is the thing that’ll do the trick
it helps you get rid of all the other schtick
start learning in a shiur and you’re on your way
yours truly kicks it in three sedarim a day
now if you live that long and finish the bavli
remember homeboy, there’s still yerushalmi
that’s the torah jam of the day
if you don’t mind me bro i best be on my way

[hook]

[outro – skit]
-footsteps approaching-
-door opens-
princ-p-l: -clears throat- rabbi steinavitchuwitz, was that you in the cl-ssroom just a second ago?
rabbi steinavitchuwitz: avadeh
princ-p-l: you’re fired

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