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black sheep - l.a.s.m. lyrics

i.b. – interview b-tch
b.s. – when i’m not sure who’s talking, or dres and lawnge both are
m.l. – mista lawnge
dres – who else?
(yo-yo: “don’t try to play me out, don’t try to play me out.”)
i.b. – h-llo. we are the hosts of l.a.s.m. -ssociation, ladies against
s-xist motherf-ckers. and today our guests are black sheep. you both
are from new york right?
b.s. – ah. that’s true. new york. that’s true. yo.
i.b. – you supposedly met in north carolina?
b.s. – yea, yea, yea. north carolina. yea. uh huh. yea, yea.
i.b. – so what’s the difference between the lifestyles you lead in new
york and north carolina?
b.s. – trees and building. trees and buildings.
dres – basically, look, there was tractors, rakes, and hoes down
there. up here we just got the hoes. you know what i’m saying.
b.s. – tractors and rakes.
i.b. – dres, you seem to have a conceited personality. do you?
dres – next question please.
i.b. – ah. wow. in your alb-m you disrespect women by calling us hoes.
why is that?
dres – listen, listen, listen. honey, ho is merely short for honey.
dig? hoe is short for honey. we just got lazy and dropped the -ney.
b.s. – right. like when you drop to you knees. right, right.
i.b. – wait a minute. do you call you mother, or sister, or your
grandmother a ho? (go ahead girl)
m.l. – basically i do. they half hoes. you know what i’m saying.
that’s my point.
i.b. – mista lawnge, what do you mean by this nine point five thing?
m.l. – could we talk about that some other time.
i.b. – but the people want to know.
m.l. – not right now.
i.b. – but, but.
m.l. – look, i said later man.
i.b. – i can dig it.
m.l. – i’ll bet she can… ho knows all of my business.
i.b. – hold up, hold up. all professionalism aside, motherf-cker,
where do you come off thinking you’re god’s gift to the world? it is
dogs like you that make men look so bad.
b.s. – he, he, he.
i.b. – do you really think this bullsh-t is going to sell?
(beep beep, beep beep, beep beep, beep beep)
m.l. – well listen it’s like this. ah, i am a very important man.
right. and as you can tell. it doesn’t really matter because, as long
as i’m up in somebody busting somebodies gills. right.
i.b. – look i’ve had enough of your egotistical, chauvinistic, pimp
daddy, immature, couldn’t get a real woman even if you want to
att-tude.
dres – honey. listen. honey, check this out.
i.b. – that’s it. i can’t take it any more.
dres – honey. listen. honey. listen.
i.b. – this is the end of this interview. later.
b.s. – come on.
i.b. – i said later man.
b.s. – he can dig it.
i like them n-gg-rs. i like them n-gg-rs. i like them n-gg-rs.
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