blackbeard's tea party - the steam arm man lyrics
[verse 1]
well i’ll tell you a tale, and i’ll tell it true
how i fought in the battle of waterloo
i took a bullet a bullet to the chest, it was as big as a boulder
blew my left arm off clean up to the shoulder
well a man with just one arm, he is no real man
i swore i would have an arm, i swore i would have a hand
and so i hammered and i stitched and i welded like a charm
it was leather and steel, my new steam arm
[chorus]
i’m the steam arm man
steam arm man
you better lock your door
’cause hеre comes the stеam arm man
i’m the steam arm man
steam arm man
and i thanked the devil and i thanked dear god
for making the steam arm man
[verse 2]
i had an angel on one shoulder on the other sat satan
when i got to my door my pretty wife sat waiting
when she saw my war+torn face, her eyes filled with tears
but when she saw my steam arm her heart filled with fear
she called me a monster, well she called me a ghoul
and with my good right arm i caressed and i cooed
but my left arm rose slowly over our heads
steam arm came down, and it k!lled my wife dead
[chorus]
i’m the steam arm man
steam arm man
you better lock your door
’cause here comes the steam arm man
i’m the steam arm man
steam arm man
and i thanked the devil and i thanked dear god
for making the steam arm man
[verse 3]
they sent the police to come and take me away
i k!lled twenty+four little piggies on that day
well they sent me to the courthouse to pay my dues
you know i k!lled all the lawyers, i k!lled the jury too
i had an angel on one shoulder on the other sat a devil
as the judge stood up, and he raised his gavel
with my good right arm i pleaded and i begged
but my steam arm came down on his gavel and his head
[chorus]
i’m the steam arm man
steam arm man
you better lock your door
’cause here comes the steam arm man
i’m the steam arm man
steam arm man
and i thanked the devil and i thanked dear god
for making the steam arm man
[instrumental]
[verse 4]
they threw me in a cell, steam arm and all
didn’t take my steam arm long to break the prison wall
i had an angel on one shoulder, on the other sat a devil
as i wept and i raged and i burned in the rubble
well they sent me to hang with the tolling of bells
they threw my body in the ground, condemned my soul down to h+ll
and as satan looked upon me with eyes so fiery red
my steam arm came down on his h+rny little head
[chorus]
i’m the steam arm man
steam arm man
you better lock your door
’cause here comes the steam arm man
i’m the steam arm man
steam arm man
and i thanked the devil and i thanked dear god
for making the steam arm man
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