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blixemi - swiftpaw vs shrewpaw (feat. fallen leaves) lyrics

[swiftpaw]
swiftpaw in the den!
i’m the bravest cat you’ll ever meet
part time i be slaying dogs
and the other i just slay this beat!
and just how like my name implies
i’m the swiftest of the swift
i’m about to leave you in the dust
so get on it
if you can catch my drift
my accomplishments stretch from
here all the way to highstones
you can try to win but i’ll laugh
when you fail to hold on your own
shrewpaw? hah!
who in starclan could that be?
hang on, can we pause this?
i need to check the warriors wiki
you were in the books
for like two sentences
are they tryna make us battle
cuz we’re both apprentices?
cuz that’s unfair to you…
the windclan version of me
we should keep this tame
and have you admit defeat
oh shrew, you got no chance
i got slaughtered by a pack of dogs
my death is legendary
your’s is lamer than a crusty log
out of all the ways to kick the can
i can’t believe you chased a pheasant
i’m the og tc king and hero
bow down to me, peasant!
[shrewpaw]
that’s all he wrote
glad ya got that outta your system?
if you were shooting for the pity vote
i can assure you, you missed it
oh, swifty buddy come on dude
this isn’t worth debating
besides, when you talk like that
it kinda sounds like you’re compensating
reliability and integrity
i’ve got all the things you lack
i stayed loyal to my leader
you went and blabbed behind her back
it’s no wonder you died an apprentice
you impulsive entitled frill
i hope my words haunt you like
pack, pack, k!ll, k!ll
yah, so your ending was way more gory
but, at least my death had respect
you were off chasin’ some glory
i was providing for my clan
you went fighting without a plan!
if i could choose between
you and that bird…
i’d be back out on that road, man
[swiftpaw]
thunderclan couldn’t keep up
with the amount of babies
your parents were popping out
if you thought about the death rate
chalk it up to the kits
we could’ve done without

[shrewpaw]
at least my mother had the decency
to stick to one mate
your evil stepdad k!lled a queen
to have a fill+in dog bait

[swiftpaw]
your family’s weak!
their greatest attribute
is how they drop like flies
and if they make it, they just suck
refer to erbrow number five

[shrewpaw]
at least i know who my parents are!

[swiftpaw]
at least i’m not an inbred hick!
!!!

[fallen apprentice]
i see the pair of you goons
didn’t get any wiser in your afterlife
or maybe swift and shrew
didn’t get the clue
that they’re the rap war
no one asked for
just leave, you best believe
that fallen leaves will take the lead
and beat this beef tween these two beast
more fiercely than you’ve ever seen!
now you know death’s no competition
but if it was, it’d be my paws
who’d claim that blue ribbon!
wrote my tragedy on the walls
felt my sanity drain and fall
neither of you two’ll be remembered
but i’ll be here kickin’ it
with a main character

- blixemi lyrics

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