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bloodhound gang - jackass lyrics

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jack-ss

i’m a pimped out jedi knight
obi-wan meets dolemite
ben ken-bi went and got himself a pompadour
these aren’t the wh-r-s you’re looking for

jack-ss

if the crocodile hunter smoked weed
steve irwin burnin’ herb in his jeep
thinks the kangaroos are laughin’ at his haircut
used a bowl for that too but

if you knew me like
i know myself
you’d hate me like
i hate myself

’cause i’m a

jack-ss

got no rabbit in this hat
’cause i’m pullin’ it out my -ss
ain’t sigfried or roy but i could be
makin’ magic with the p-ssy

jack-ss

like that dude in tiananmen square
with a six pack and a folding chair
got bombed at the parade and ended up
playin’ chicken with the tanks but

if you knew me like
i know myself
you’d hate me like
i hate myself

’cause i’m a

jack-ss

they could out the lesbian spice girl
they could try to run game on the o.d.b.
they could kick every douche bag off the “real world”
but they won’t get rid of me

if i knew you like
you know yourself
i’d hate you like
you hate yourself

hate yourself
hate yourself
hate yourself
hate yourself
hate yourself
hate yourself

’cause you’re a

jack-ss

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