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blossom dearie - to keep my love alive lyrics

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i’ve been married and married,
and often i’ve sighed,
i’m never a bridesmaid,
i’m always the bride.
i never divorced them-
i hadn’t the heart.
yet remember these sweet words
“till death do us part.”

refrain 1

i married many men,
a ton of them,
because i was untrue to none of them
because i b-mped off ev’ry one of them
to keep my love alive

sir paul was a frail;
he looked a wreck to me.
at night he was a horse’s neck to me
so i performed an appendectomy
to keep my love alive.

sir thomas had insomnia
he couldn’t sleep at night.
i bought a little -rs-nic
he’s sleeping now all right.

sir philip played the harp;
i cussed the thing.
i crowned with his harp
to bust the thing.
and now he plays where harps are
just the thing,
to keep my love alive,
to keep my love alive.

refrain 2
i thought sir george had possibilities,
but his flirtations made me ill at ease,
and when i’m ill at ease
i kill at ease
to keep my love alive.

sir charles came from a sanatorium
and yelled for drinks in my emporium
i mixed one drink
he’s in memorium
to keep my love alive.

sir francis was a singing bird
a nightingale. that’s why
i tossed him off my balcony
to see if he could fly
sir athelstane indulged in fratricide;
he killed his dad and that was patricide
one night i stabbed him at my mattress side
to keep my love alive,
to keep my love alive.

- blossom dearie lyrics

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