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blowfly - rapp dirty/ lyrics

this is blowfly, the master of cl-ss
and i’m here to sock some soul to your -ss
guys and girls, bull dyk-s and f-ggots
gonna rap in your ear till your -ss get ragged
if the world should end i’ll be under no strain
i’d blast right off with my ding-a-ling
gonna rap to all you motherf-ckers
about my best friends, those no-good truckers
ride down the road carrying a load
feeling more s-xy than a pregnant toad
checking out the scene on my cb
cause i don’t want no bears f-cking with me
that’s a big 10-4, good buddy

smoking weed, feeling fine
when suddenly i see a blue light behind
uh, caller d-ckhead, check out my crack
i think i got a bear on my back
he’s on my -ss and that’s no joke
but i’m gonna leave that blue light motherf-cker in the smoke
10-4

said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha
hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh
1-2, i said f-ck you
3-4, your mammy’s a wh0r-
5-6, check out this d-ck, yeah
while i was going around the corner, doing about 80
looking between the thighs of some big p-ssy lady
while checking out the thighs of this fine ho
i could tell she had a lotta -ss below
but stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
i said, “hey b-tch, give me some of this fine meat”
she said, “i got it here, so come on with it
but just make sure you got enough meat to get it”
i said, “my hands are large, and my pr-ck is bigger
just open up your thighs while i pull my trigger, yeah”
i grabbed the b-tch by the hair and then headed for the room
she had a fine body, but a face like a coon
she sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
as the funk from her p-ssy started f-ckin’ with my nose
suddenly i find that it all was a waste
cause there was a big pr-ck staring me in the face
i kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
what i thought was a b-tch was nothing but a man
an you know what i did then, huh

i said uh, i said ah
i said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
uh, i said ah
i said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
and i got the h-ll out of there, that’s what i did

so i grabbed my sh-t and got back in the truck
and i thought to myself, “what the f-ck”
after messing up my day and spoiling my plans
i said to myself i can still use my hand
thought about the fine b-tch i had back home
and suddenly i couldn’t help but to play with my bone, yeah

while riding to the state of alabama
in a little town where i loved to ramble
i went in this bar, said “what the heck
motherf-ckerer no good redneck
some -ssh0l- at the end of the bar
said, “hey, n-gga boy, do you know who you are?”
i pulled out my d-ck and broke the bartenders gl-ss
and i said, “all you motherf-ckers can’t kick my -ss”
i remember what my daddy said one night
he said, “n-ggers pr-cks is bigger than whites”
but my black -ss was in for a big surprise
cause that cracker’s d-ck was three times my size
and of course you know, that isn’t a big 10-4
uh, i said, “feets, don’t y’all fail me now
let’s get the h-ll outta here”

he said, “boy, i’m gon’ kick your -ss till your head turn blue
there ain’t nothing i hate worser than a n-gga or jew”
i said, “are you sure you wanna f-ck with me?
i’m a distant cousin to muhammad ali”
suddenly his big pr-ck began to shrink
he said, “come on, boy, let’s have a drink”
those rednecks in the corner started getting up outta their seats
carrying big clubs, wearing white sheets
he said, “listen n-gga man
i’m the grand dragon of the ku klux klan”
he said, “there’s no n-gga badder than me
motherf-ck you and muhammad ali”
i threw my drink in his face and i started to run
as i felt the lead from his shotgun
i got in my rig and covered up my face
and i drove my truck through that motherf-cking place
hoes started to run with gl-ss in their hair
and the cracker’s -ss was flying everywhere
the grand dragon was on the ground with his -ss bl–dy
and i looked at him, i said, “10-4, good buddy, yeah”
i reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine
and i looked in the mirror and said, “i can’t stand myself sometimes, huh”

and then i said, i said uh, i said ah
i said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
uh, i said ah
i said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
uh, i said ah
i said uh, ah, uh, ah

i’m the boss with the shoot off
i’m the king with the ding-a-ling
i’m the hound with the crown
i’m the dog with it all
i’m the prince with dollar sense
i’m the king with the sweet thing, yeah

i said uh, i said ah
i said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come
ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah

rapp dirty (x20)

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