blowfly - she'd make a hell of a man lyrics
[intro]
lesbians, bulldaggers, dyk+s… you can call them what you want
this is a story about that special segment of women, with which most artists are afraid to f+ck with… most artists, that is, except blowfly! heh!
[verse 1]
her comb hairs was nappy, her ass was hard and tight
she had a rubber d+ck she called cappy, it was long and black
and with it she created her own little world of sin
she even f+cked the ass of some other men
if you’re thinkin’ about using her, huh, you better change your plans
she ain’t much of a lady, but she’s a h+ll of a man
the b+tch is a real dyk+
[verse 2]
she was raised in the projects, the rules were very strict
she had p+ssy knowledge, but was dumb to the d+ck
to her a tight c+nt are her closest friends, all the big d+cks are out for revenge
all you pimps who wanna use her, you better change your plans
the b+tch ain’t much of a lady, but she’s a h+ll of a man
aaahh+oww! hit it!
[verse 3]
she got her first taste of p+ssy, huh, at the age of fifteen
in a drive+in movie watching tootsie, she created a h+ll of a scene, yeah
she got her diploma from women’s lib, and no d+cks are allowed in her crib
all you men who wanna f+ck her, you better change your plans
the b+tch ain’t much of a lady, she’d make a h+ll of a man
[outro]
yeah… the b+tch is a super+dyk+!
you guys don’t believe it, just ask your old lady, heheheh
you see, there’s a b+tch like this in every town
i know one in atlanta, there’s one in new york in harlem
see, all dyk+s don’t look alike, mostly guys think if it’s a bulldagger, the b+tch gotta be ugly, dress like a man and… say man, some of the finest wh0res in the world are dyk+s
that little b+tch out there, in the green, she’s a dyk+, yeah
she was an onstage center on a guys’ football team
and her magic tongue was a winner, it made the chicks cream in their jeans
(hehehe…) yeah, the bulldagger’s had more ladies creamin’ in their jeans
(she’d make a h+ll of a man, h+ll of a man)
i knew then and there, i just had to find out what the f+ck a bulldagger’s got, that i ain’t got
(she’d make a h+ll of a man, she’d make a h+ll of a man)
so a friend of mine who lived in new york gave me the number of a dyk+, i dialed the number all curious and sh+t, and the voice after said: “h+llo, miss america?”
(she’d make a h+ll of a man, she’d make a h+ll of a man)
i was in a state of shock, i said: “vanessa? that’s you, baby?” hehehe!
(she’d make a h+ll of a man, she makes a h+ll of a man)
he+heh… yeah, some kind of man, huh?
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