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blowfly - to-to-to-to-to (the fart song) lyrics

[intro]
hm+hm+hm+hm+hm+hmm

[verse 1]
walking’ through the park, it wasn’t quite dark
there was a f+ggot sittin’ on a fence
out of the crowd as he farted real loud
he moaned, and it made a big scent
he just [?] fartin’

[chorus 1]
to+to+to+to+to+to
hm+hmm
to+to+to+to+to+to

listen

[verse 2]
the smell lasted for a long time
when it finally got down i was glad (so glad)
and i asked that man what in the world did he eat
to make his b+tt smell so bad
but he just kept fartin’

[chorus 2]
to+to+to+to+to+to
to
fart, to+to+to+to+to
[verse 3]
last night i ate some black eyed peas
now they jumpin’ up and down in my guts
when i think of that man i think i understand
what was wrong with that poor fella’s b+tt
[?] fartin’

[chorus 3]
to+to+to+to+to+to+to+to+to+to+to+to+to+to+to
ah+ha!

[breakdown]
uh!
hm+hm+hm+hm+hmm
oh yeah, [?]

[outro]
look at him. okay, baby, right now, right now, right now

(i wanna know whose girl it is)

fellas, the girls wanna y’all names and stuff, so i guess better go ahead and do that little thing right no

first of all, on the guitar: the plainest, [?], [?]est man in the whole darn country. [laughs] we call them james funk, but he’ known all over the country as [?]. how ‘bout a hand for him. and that bass+playin’ [?], he’s the onliest man in the world that got a mother’s day present, sayin’ “happy mother’s day–your mother.” he’s known all over the country as c+nt+man ‘cause do to a c+nt what a rat do to cheese: [?] h+ll out of it. we had a finger man over there on organ. we call him h.j., and in case you don’t know what that’s initials for, it stand for “[?].” [?] by, like, your neighbor. and [?] seem to be everybody’s favorite over there on drums. last, but not least: [?]. you know what: he can play drums and [?] with a toothpick at the same time. we call him d+ck+head because he does what… with his head what most mens do with their d+ck. [?] d+ck+head. [laughs]. last, but not least, we gon’ do a little thang by the king himself—what most peoples call him. known as mr. james brown. he had a big record out called “i don’t want n0body to give me nothing.” [?]. we not gon’ do it that way. we gon’ dedicate this specially to all you ladies. we call it “i don’t want no woman.” [?]… uh… [?] lets do it anyway

yea!
uh!
go ahead

- blowfly lyrics

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