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blue foster - i am not a vampire!!!!!! lyrics

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welcome to the party man, how are you doing?
i look pretty weird?
dude, you’re scr+w+ng up something
cause i don’t know why
i’m just+ a guy that looks like a regular guy!

i’ve got feeling, of course i do
i can feel my legs and my torso too
(normal+ normal guy)
(normal+ normal guy)

and last night i looked into the mirror
oh i look so good
i saw my shirt
i saw my hands
my muscled legs
my lack of tan
i saw my name
a song i sang
i saw my bangs
i saw my fangs (gasp)

well now you know!
i’m a legal vampire
yes i have the paperwork
and none of its due
cause i’m a vampire
and yes i’ve been through it
i don’t want to be in court
for not following rules with legal accuracy
bureaucracy knows
they give me lifetime in prison
but lifetime is slow if you’re a
vampire

so get with the times!
is [?] so much of a crime?
you all seem to do it without making a fuss
is it because i live longer and you wish you were us?

you’re not a vampire
and you never will be!
i’ve been young and [?] for entire centuries!
get off my back, man!
i’m half+bad dude!
maybe rethink your opinions, they could be less crude!
i’m a+

vampire
legal
vampire
i’m out of here!

- blue foster lyrics

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