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bluetires & just_another_belmont - sir gawain vs beowulf lyrics

gawain:
i’m sir gawain, one of the arthurian legends
i’m sure you know this battle will take 106 seconds
sure, i’m lacking in my strength and my mental prowess
at least my boasts are humble and not just the loudest
i answered the call, stuck my head out for my king
your only claim to fame is fighting a swamp thing
you’re not the most impressive, i’m sure unferth would agree
no wonder you weren’t named till line 343

beowulf:
i’m the one and only beowulf, hero of the geats
i just think it’s kinda wyrd that you lost both your mates
spoke to the green knight; said that you two nearly fought
but i heard from his wife that you almost camelot
i’d take off that girdle, but that is just my suggestion
meet me at the chapel i’ve gotta axe you a question
i heard the call for aid traveled to the danish land
don’t lose your head it’s getting stressful do you need a hand
gawain:
i’m like a dragon you should hope your thanes haven’t skipped
spittin fire like the one that burned your m+n+script
you purged heorot of evil; k!lled grendel with your power
and yet, in all your misadventures, never thought to take a shower
you’re a drooling brute; on my shield’s pentangle, you are none
i’ve got enough chivalry to sheaf, son
my armor is solid, so your sword won’t leave a scratch
try your best, like breca i just beat you in this match

beowulf:
when it comes to loyal friends, wiglaf’s all i need
i know the only thing getting ridden is your royal steed
your pearl poet, yeah, they wanted to stay anonymous
sir gawain and hero, those words are not synonymous
from my head to my boots, i’ve got a godly physique
you tried to give up when your journey was looking bleak
you got caught bertilaking, upon your neck he left a scar
this rap will leave the danes saying: that was one good bar

- bluetires just_another_belmont lyrics

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