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bo burnham - high school party (girl) lyrics

high school party, senior year
boys and girls are all sippin’ on beer
i like soda, where’s the soda
am i the only f-cking person here that likes soda
i see you from across the crowd
i said the party is b-mpin’ and the music is loud
you’re really drunk and you’re looking sad
it’s like a date rape ad

girl, then we start to dance and
girl, baby this is romance
girl, i’m starting to grow down below, sh-t, why did i wear sweat pants
girl, you’re bodies like what
conjunction junction, that’s a fine -ss but
i’m like a cashew in a lollipop, just keeping suckin’ ’til you get to the nut

and i said
let’s rob an asian kitchen, or stroll down the block
either way girl, we’re taking a walk(wok)nothing?
you’re going to love me the way my uncle did
except you’re not gonna to go to court for doin’ it
be a guillotine or my girl instead
either way, you’re giving me head
i’m gonna love you the right way
shorty with a body looking hotty when i say

girl
when i say girl

we go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter
why’s it called dry humping if i always need a towel after
you spread your naked legs and i see that wounded that never healed
even though you’re yelling for me, i can tell your lips are sealed
we’re both aware of my erection
you ask if i have protection
i say well um no… i-i tried to buy em once i was in the convenient store my old baby sitter walked in i had to hide them near the tic-tacs i was so embarr-ssed i peed myself a little bit

girl
girl

insert a euphemism
a s-xy mental prism
increase my pelvic rhythm
for you with my syllogism
i know your body and i know how to please ya
don’t thank me, thank wikipedia
guys don’t go down, well i am-
what the f-ck is that, i should have brought my diagram
ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess
ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad

high school party, senior year
none of that happened cause i wasn’t invitedhm

- bo burnham lyrics

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