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bo burnham - new math lyrics

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it’s new math
what’s a pirate minus the ship?
just a creative homeless guy.
and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant
an ironic way to die.
and what’s domain domain range
a kid with too much in his pants
and two b-lls, minus one
seven t-tles at the tour de france

get’s worse…
yo, split a decision with long division
take the circ-mference of your circ-mcision.
live like your data, when you’re all set,
put it all together, and whatever you get

it’s new math
it’s new math

and what’s a bag of chips divided by five?
well that’s a nike worker’s meal.
and santa claus muliplied by i
well i guess that makes him real.
and the square root of the nba
is africa in a box.
how do you trace a scatter plot?
you give the pencil to michael j. fox.

whatever
take the approximate moral proportion
of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
live like your data, when you’re all set,
put it all together, and whatever you get
it’s new, it’s new, it’s new, it’s new, it’s new math

and if you took a factor tree
of the factors that caused my girl to leave me
you’d have a tree
full of asian p-rn.
cal see you later
mathematical minds make industrial smog
what’s the opposite of lnx
duraflame the unnatural law

support the farmers with a pro-tractor
link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor
live like your data, and when you’re all set
put it all together and whatever you get
it’s new, it’s new,it’s new,

all right, word problems, ready?
if there’s a fat guy in a pastry shop
with a $20 bill and he’s ready to buy
in order to predict his volume change
you’ll need to know the value of pi

and there’s a metal train that’s a mile long
and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her
how long til it reaches and kills the driver
provided that he is a good conductor

and if 10% of men are gay
20% of men are chinese
what are the odds that a man chosen at random on the
spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees?

and if kim is half as old as bobby
who is two years older than 12 year old tori
for how many more 30 day months
will their threesomes be considered statutory rape?
cos math can be s-xy

cos having s-x is like quadratic expansion,
if it can’t be split then it’s time to stop
and having s-x is like doing fractions
it’s improper for the larger one to be on top

having s-x is like doing maths homework
i do it best when i’m alone in my bed
and squaring numbers are just like women
if they’re under 13 just do them in your head.

it’s new math

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