bo burnham – rant lyrics
all the seats at the sunday m-sses,
filled with the m-ss’s m-ssive -sses,
cl-sses p-ss as fast as mol-sses.
ceremonial reading gl-sses.
read a little bit of leviticus.
all the kids are a little too little for this.
all the parents nod in agreement –
“i think i can vaguely see what he meant.”
it’s too early in the morning glory
to read another allegory story,
the father, reads a little bit farther,
-ssuring the -ssured that they need not bother
“when god, in verse 45, said the slaves are okay to buy,
he meant that people, all from the start
each have slaves within their hearts.
things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our moral cotton
god calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery…
and then as god goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves…”
in the back, i sit and i nod to the beats that are b-mpin from my ipod
my god, they’re starting to pray
and over the music i can hear them say
“dear god, dear lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword.
dear good all-seeing being, my way or the highway yahweh.
the blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving f-ggot hater,
i’d like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white
and though this is your day of rest, i come to you with one request
there’s so much pain beyond this steeple,
wars and drugs and homeless people.
sadness, where there should be joy, hate and rape and soulja boy.
a world in darkness needs your light, so i’m sure your schedule’s pretty tight
but my dog just had leg surgery if you could fix that first…
debra messing’s fingers in a holy place, “hail mary full of grace.”
obama, could you p-ss some hope to the pope
i know a couple dude’s who wanna elope
see the pope said, “nope” so the bros can’t cope.
(the bros can grope but the bros can’t cope)
they’ve been in love, they’ve been addicted
who said they shouldn’t? benedict did.
cause in the holy land of the lord he’s the holy landlord and d-cks are evicted.
cause you can be a benedict if you’ve been a d-ck under benedict but
you can’t have benedicts because there’s only one pope and only one d-ck
what? a d-ck on a pope is
just like a soap on a rope cause it’s
pointless, unless in prison, throw up your bibles, christ has risen.
hallelujah, now it’s raining men,
because the gender ratio is 1 to 10.
winos at the eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation
jesus wasn’t the messiah, get back i’m a heretic and i’m on fire
it was oedipus, and those holy nights
the holy motherf-cking christ.
i’m a blasphemah post-katrina cruising the marina. on a crusade to cruise aids
and blast fema
you’re too late, we’re f-cked we don’t need ya.
in the name of the father, son and holy ghost
head, shoulders, knees and toes
turn up your nose, strike that pose.
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- the boxer rebellion – caught by the light lyrics
- example – watch the sun come up lyrics
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- eddie money – take me home tonight lyrics
- grieves – if luck was a lady lyrics
- eminem – fly away lyrics
- earl sweatshirt – molliwopped lyrics
- tyler the creator – yonkers lyrics
- noah and the whale – 2 atoms in a molecule lyrics