bob mortimer - slender people lyrics
slender people fit through gaps
and slender men look sweet in f+cking slacks
slender ladies can kick you in the head
and slender people take up less room in bed
raspberry jam is nice but it’s full of bl++dy pips
lemon curd is tasty but puts inches on your hips
pâté spreads quite easily but it tastes of cigarettes
tomorrow i shall k!ll again, this time in dungeness
lanky b+st+rds are not bothered by a fence
and lanky people are great at self dеfence
lanky fellas can pull doggy bags from a tree
and long lеgged lasses can adjust your aerial for free
low fat yoghurt’s healthy but it tastes of willow bark
feta cheese is cubeable but no tastier than quark
cottage cheese is flowable but so is engine oil
tomorrow i will k!ll again, this time in donegal
traffic cops eat burgers in their cars
and traffic coppers trousers get shiny on the ass
traffic coppers don’t have to wear a hat
so tell me geoffrey chaucer, what do you think of that?
pelicans are ponderous and often cheat at whist
budgerigars are chirpy but so often they are p+ssed
turkeys make a racket if you penetrate their pen
tomorrow i shall k!ll again but i won’t tell you where and when
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