bob rivers - i can't drive (i'm 65) lyrics
one foot in the grave and one on the gas, hey
well i’m blockin’ traffic they can’t p-ss, no
so i made a quick illegal turn
and i left that doggone blinker on again
you know i got my license back in ’45
most my friends are barely alive
i take these pills just to survive
i can’t drive i’m 65
“roadhog!”
so i’m toolin’ right along im my oldsmobile, yeah
and i can’t see over the steerin’ wheel, no
i take a stop sign out and a mailbox too
at the railroad crossing i drive right through
they say,”wait!”
i don’t go faster than 25
card in my wallet says you shouldn’t revive
flunked my eye test
gave ’em a bribe
i can’t drive i’m 65
oh yeah, i can’t drive i’m 65
i can’t drive i’m 65
i can’t drive i’m 65
i can’t drive…
“oh, magoo. you’ve done it again”
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