bob rivers - i want a blow-up doll for christmas lyrics
i want a blow-up doll for christmas.
i want a girl i can inflate.
i saw one like i want in a girlie magazine —
the one that i hide between my mattress and box
springs.
i want a blow-up doll for christmas.
hurry up, santa, i can’t wait!
i want a blow-up doll for christmas,
’cause i know that she’ll be the perfect mate.
she must be heavy-duty to resist wear and tear.
she’ll come with a special set of s-xy underwear.
i’ll dress her like a hooker, then dress her for the
prom,
then let her air out, fold her up and hide her from my
mom.
(8-bar instrumental)
she won’t talk so i won’t have to call her on the
phone.
i won’t have to comb her hair because it’s printed on.
her lips will be shaped like an “o” and painted ruby
red.
i’ll have to hide her from my friends — she’ll be a
real airhead.
oh, i want a blow-up doll for christmas.
i want a girl with vinyl flesh.
she must have a pretty face up above her neck.
the rest of her body must be anatomically correct.
i want a blow-up doll for christmas.
i think i’ll call her judy or beth.
i want a blow-up doll for christmas,
’cause real girls, they scare me half to death!
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