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bob rivers - there's a santa who looks a lot like elvis lyrics

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[verse 1]
there’s a santa who looks a lot like elvis
the king of rock and roll
take a look at the double chin
he’s weighing about 310
with golden chains and sequined belt below

[verse 2]
there’s a santa who looks a lot like elvis
down at the kmart store
but the scariest sight to see
is that jolly vip
in a pompadour

[chorus]
a pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots
and a face you knew way back when
a drawl in his talk and a swaggering walk
and the hips that wiggled back then
my mom and dad can barely wait to see the king again

[verse 3]
he’s a santa who sounds a lot like elvis
with every ho ho ho
there’s that faint peanut b-tter smell
whenever he says “noel”
those lips are always twitching to and fro

[verse 4]
there’s a santa who looks a lot like elvis
soon the band will start
and the thing that would pleasure bing
is a carol by the king
right here in kmart

[interlude: “elvis”]
you ain’t nothing but a reindeer
flying all the time
you ain’t nothing but a reindeer
flying all the time

well you ain’t never brought a present
and you ain’t no friend of mine

hey, we’re here every day from 2 to 4. if you want to feed the reindeer just leave ‘em a peanut b-tter and ‘nanner sandwich and they’ll eat it later

[verse 5]
he’s a santa who looks a lot like elvis
(well, thank you very much. thank you)
signs you can’t ignore
(well, i have put on a few pounds)
it’s the wackiest thing to see
buddy holly’s on his knee
(boy, you’re a skinny little feller aren’t you?)
and i’m almost sure
sure it’s elvis once more

[outro: “elvis”]
uh, ho ho ho, ho ho ho. thank you. thank you very much

- bob rivers lyrics

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