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bobby jimmy and the critters - new york rapper lyrics

[bobby jimmy]
i’m a l.a. rapper, i went to new york
they said my rap was wack for a west coast sort
manhattan, bronx, harlem is where i went
it just won’t sell, need an east coast accent
new york rappers make some sweet hard sounds
l.a. rappers: bunch of plagiarizing clowns
new york rappers make money, you see
i even bite the style of run dmc

[bobby jimmy as run from run dmc, purposefully mumbling]
huh!
unemployment at a record high
people coming, people going, people born to die
don’t ask me, because i don’t know why
but it’s like that, and that’s the way it is

[bobby jimmy]
ll’s records, you know they went gold
his street-smarts rhymes is what made it sold
when he wasn’t saying “dis”
he wasn’t saying “dat”
the man is the king of new york rap
with a “homeboy” here, rhyme some “homeboy” there
the man’s gonna write a “homeboy” everywhere
add a “illing” and a “chilling” with a little love
the man’s gonna make him a million bucks
new york rappers make money that way
i even bite the rap of ll cool j

[bobby jimmy as ll cool j]
uh!
[spoken] yo homeboy man, why don’t you go p-ss me my script and i’ll be a’ight!
uh!
i don’t really want to dis n-body
you think i mighta had a little too much old english
(yo, homeboy, man, that’s the wrong line, man!)
oh! what the h-ll?
what’s my dj’s name? (emulator)
what’s my dj’s name? (emulator)
uh!

[bobby jimmy]
new york rappers make a lot of noise
i even bite the rhymes of the beastie boys

[bobby jimmy as the beastie boys]
chill and ill, well i got to ill and
i wanna [?] dollar bill!
water pistol packing, no money having b-m
crenshaw high that’s where i’m from
[?] all of the time
sunday afternoon, i’m drinking wine
i’m down with bobby jimmy and it ain’t no h-ssle
when i want a hot dog i go to white castle

[scratched samples from the beastie boys’ “hold it now, hit it”]
[sampled mike d] pump it up, homeboy!
[sampled jimmy castor bunch] “yo leroy!”

[bobby jimmy]
wait a minute, my name is bobby jimmy, who you calling “leroy”?

new york rappers make money, you see
i even bite the style of eric b

[bobby jimmy as eric b. & rakim]
the girl told me that i was crazy
i said [?] she was probably lazy
you see
the girl just wanted some affection
give it to her and got an infection
wish i had some kinds of protection
yo dig it
i like a lot of echos on the microphone, i said [x3]
i like a lot of echos on the microphone
yo, that’ll work

[bobby jimmy]
new york rappers make a lot of dough
i even bite the rhymes of utfo

[bobby jimmy as utfo]
you know i got five people on the side of me
trying to slap me on my booty
i know they’re there without a doubt
cause every once in a while they make me shout
i said, “who is it? what can it be?
“get with it! au, oui, oui!”
ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, lucy!
rock and roll dude!
i’m a singer, a dancer, [?]
i can do anything anybody can do
mixmaster, he be cutting all the time
come on mixmaster and bust a rhyme
ah-oo-ah! (mixmaster) ah-oo-ah! (bust a rhyme) [x2]
yo mixmaster, when you gonna bust a rhyme?
ah-oo-ah!

[bobby jimmy]
new york rappers make money that way
gonna bust the rhymes of roxanne shanté

[bobby jimmy as roxanne shanté]
what! what what what! [x2]
why’d you have to make a record ’bout me?

[bobby jimmy]
couldn’t’ sell my records, couldn’t give ’em away
they said to take your rap home back to l.a
i left new york feeling mighty low
but i remember the immortal words of mr. kurtis blow
he said, “bobby jimmy…

[bobby jimmy as kurtis blow]
huh-huh huh huh
ah-huh-huh huh huh
ah-huh-huh huh huh
ah-huh-huh huh huh
ah-huh-[coughs]

[bobby jimmy, as a ny rap fan]
yo homeboy, why don’t you go on and bust one of them fresh new york cuts, you know?
(oh, word up dude) (yo man, that’s def!) (oh, word homeboy!)
me and the b-boys are funking it up!
check this out, homeboy gonna scratch with his fingernail!
(oh man, fresh, man!)
ho! ho! ho!

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