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bobby/demo - party rap lyrics

[intro]
seaweed got the beat
everybody get up on your feet
seaweed got the beat
everybody get off your feet

[verse 1]
i don’t need no introduction and i won’t be coppin’ a plea (oh yeah)
’cause i’m the funkiest dude in town, everybody knows seaweed (uh huh)
i’m not 6 foot 5, weighin’ 285, i don’t talk a lot of stuff
i’m 5 foot 11, weighin’ 147, if you think it’s not enough (go ahead)
i got a rap for every day of the week if this is what you need
my underwater funk, it comes in all kind of flavors which is why they call me seaweed ([?])
i never stop to think about the [?] ’cause everything is green to me (ooh)
i’m here to make you dance and prance with fresh funk from the sea (well)
now let me hear you say charlie tuna, you can’t keep up with the groove (charlie tuna)
this is why i’m on the surface, to make everybody move, huh!
(you better get off your feet!)
if everyone will help keep it alive
get down to the rhythm of the funky jive (ho!)

[verse 2]
now here’s this girl that’s acting kinda sh+tty
walking in with 280 pounds of booty (woo!)
and ordered everybody out the way, can’t cross the sea, but that’s okay
old seaweed won’t hesitate to tell this girl she got to lose some weight
so get on down to the beauty man to see if he can help ya if he can
the beauty many says “i’m sorry, but there’s nothing i can do” (ooh)
“i know this for a fact ’cause last week came a booty weighing 282” (ooh wee!)
now old seaweed, i ain’t no doctor, i can tell you in so many ways (uh huh)
stop whatever it is that you’re doing in exercises for the rest of the day
let me hear you say one, two, three, four
pull it up, don’t drag it on the floor
five, six, seven, eight
come on girl, you got to lose some weight
(woo!)
[verse 3]
[?] the whale with all his tail, can’t keep up with the groove (yahoo!)
this is why i’m on the surface, to make everybody move, huh!
put your hands together y’all, and get on down with me
with some itty+bitty [?] underwater doo+doo
and fresh funk from the sea (well now!)
come on girl, come on baby, and put up all your toys
put your hands together ’cause it’s time to make some noise
stomp you feet to the boogity beat and keep it all in time (uh huh)
give me a just few more [?] and let me make some more rhymes
i funked my way into washington and i did it just for fun (okay)
the white house guard was jammin’ in the hall with president reagan (uh huh!)
i rocked my way into hollywood just to see what they could do (ooh hoo)
so [?] said i got just the thing for you (what you can do is)
come on over to the studio 6 tomorrow from 11 to noon
so i can have [?] is the creature from the black lagoon
so don’t get me wrong, i play this part and i did it just for fun
’cause that day i remember the creature was definitely on the one
say backstrokin’ in the middle of the street
can’t n0body escape the beat
everybody give a hand
to this funky, underwater man

[outro]
charlie tuna, you can’t keep up with the groove
it’s on the one, we just begun, we’re having fun
let me hear you say, charlie tuna, just can’t keep up with me
this is why i’m on the surface with fresh funk from the sea
charlie tuna, if you can’t keep up you better quit
this is why i’m on the surface and i ain’t got time for no
charlie tuna, can’t keep up with the grove
it’s on the one, we just begun, i say we’re having fun, ho!
i don’t need no introduction

- bobbydemo lyrics

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