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bone collector - weapons of bass destruction lyrics

i’m on a first name basis at the tackle shop,
got a charge account running up non-stop
they ought to give me my own parking spot
i can’t fit another plug in my tackle box
it’s always under construction
for all my weapons of b-ss destruction

i got buzz baits, zara spooks, pumpkin seed zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs, i got a 7 foot flipping stick and all the soft plastics
to hook one on a texas rig
my wife stays on me and the banker just told me
that he’s working on a tax deduction
for all the money i’m dropping
on my weapons of b-ss destruction

hank parker’s got a wire tap on my phone
bill dance won’t leave me the h-ll alone
outdoor channel wants to do a show
they wanna film me jaw jerkin down on okeechobee
they better come with some high def production
cause i got weapons of b-ss destruction

i got jitterbugs and hulapoppers, crank baits and wood choppers, devil horses and broke backs, gr-ss frogs aand chug bugs, straining on my cow cut? offset shank mustads,
i got a 250 johnson, and a redman sponsor,
and a ranger in custom production to haul around me and my buddies
and my weapons of b-ss destruction

my boat is my bunker, where i haul in all my lunkers
i got buzz baits, zara spooks, bubblegum zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs,
i got a 7 foot carrot stik, all the soft plastics, to hook a carolina rig
when i drag it through the moss
and i hook on haus you never seen such a big eruption
when they light into my weapons of b-ss destruction
tell obama to come find me because
i aint hidin my weapons of b-ss destruction

- bone collector lyrics

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