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bongo billy - justice for bongo lyrics

[verse 1: deputy frank]
yeehaw!
deputy frank
i shake the haters like a rattlesnake, ay
i eat my chicken fried steak
in the united states, ay
just check my license plate
in a pickup on my way to bongo billy
i’m about make this yellow belly look silly, ay ay
out here with the western magic
brushing my mustache with a cactus
hey! hey! yeah!
yeehaw!

[verse 2: sleeter skinny]
since my boy died
i’ve just been a rambling gambler
can’t get anything i want
so i’m just looking really shambly
i’m always walking around
i can’t see anymore
from drinking too much whiskey
but i can always smell
and i know that my boy
has come back from h-ll
banjo billy
i knew him once and he was too silly
couldn’t f-ck with him so i hang with bongo
but then he blew his brains out
oh sh-t
it was so crazy and here he is
i think he wants to talk

[beat switch]

[hook: marty mariachi as sherriff mariachi]
yo, who k!lled bongo billy?
yeah i gotta find his k!ller
and i got to do it quickly
yeah i need justice for my boy bongo
but first i got to hit the bong, yo
smoking weed in the middle of ‘bama
i don’t give a f-ck
what you about son?
i’m gonna find banjo billy and k!ll him

[verse 3: banjo billy]
banjo billy and i play the bongos
which i got from the plug in the congo
feeling like a abra i might teleport
someday i wanna see the far sh0r-
riding through the field with my banjo
trying to get the yield get my bands up
billy with the straight from the gr-ss flow
smoking reefer, feeling like a phantom

[verse 4: marty mariachi as sherriff mariachi]
i finally found bongo’s k!ller
it was not ms. miller
it was that banjo billy guy
from the earlier verse
gonna find him
send him home in a he-rs-
yeehaw
i’m the cowboy police
aka the town sheriff ‘round this parts
and i gotta fart
on banjo’s face
and give him twenty to life
i ain’t nice i got a knife
and a gun
it’s a revolver
what’s up, son? yeehaw!
i’m the sheriff ‘round these parts
and i’m avenging body parts
specifically bongo billy’s entire body
come get in my cop car
and ride shotty

[outro: marty mariachi]
yeehaw, ride ‘em, cowboy!
the cops tracked down banjo billy
and shot him 12 times
k!lling him immediately
he was then tried as a dead man
and found guilty for k!lling bongo billy
and they put his corpse in the jail
instead of burying him because f-ck that guy
anyway, now that bongo billy had been properly avenged
his soul was at peace
and say you even can hear his bongos
playing through the night

- bongo billy lyrics

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