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bonzo dog doo-dah band - my brother makes the noises for the talkies lyrics

my brother makes the noises for the talkies
there’s not a single noise that he can’t do:
if you’ve forgotten what a parrot’s squawk is –
our rod can demonstrate that noise for you
he does the steam escaping from liners leaving dock;
he’ll fake a razor scr+ping or else a cuckoo clock
my brother makes the noises for the talkies
there’s not a single noise that he can’t do

this is what i hear when i’m in bed –
a bang, a rattle, like thunder overhead
the cat’s miaow, and dog’s bow+wow
the only sleep i’ll get is when i’m dead
a shot goes crack: a gale starts blowing
a duck goes quack, a c+ck starts crowing
you might think i’m kidding you
but what i say is true –
just listen; i’ll explain to you

my brother makes the noises for the talkies
there’s not a single noise that he can’t do:
i’m really not quite certain what a stork is –
but if it makes a noise, then rod does too
he makes the noise that steers make
when cowboys make a swoop:
he makes the noise that beards make
when used for straining soup
my brother makes the noises for the talkies
there’s not a single noise that he can’t do
my brother can make any noise you wish:
like two sealions shouting out for fish
a horse’s neigh, a donkey’s bray
he’s even got a noise for lilian gish
the only time he made a bungle
was when a tiger in the jungle
with mighty roar dropped dead
with bullets in its head
and rod moo’d like a cow instead

my brother makes the noises for the talkies
there’s not a single noise that he can’t do:
you’ll know exactly what a popping cork is –
for rod can pop a pretty cork for you
he’ll imitate a setter, a pheasant or a grouse –
but what is even better is his noise for mickey mouse
my brother makes the noises for the talkies
there’s not a single noise that he can’t do

- bonzo dog doo dah band lyrics

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