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book of mormon - spooky mormon hell dream lyrics

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[elder price]
long ago, when i was five
i snuck in the kitchen late at night
and ate a donut with a maple glaze

my father asked who ate the snack
i said that it was my brother jack
and jack got grounded for fourteen days

i’ve lived with that guilt
all of my life
and the terrible vision
that i had that night

(spoken)
no! please, i don’t wanna go back!

[minions of h-ll]
down, down thy soul is cast
from the earth whenceforth ye fell
the path of fire leads thee to
spooky mormon h-ll dream

welcome back to
spooky mormon h-ll dream
you are having
a spooky mormon h-ll dream now

[elder price]
and now i’ve gone and done it again!

[minions of h-ll]
rectus!

[elder price]
i’ve committed another awful sin!

[minions of h-ll]
dominus!

[elder price]
i left my mission companion
all alone

[minions of h-ll]
spookytus!

[elder price]
oh god, how could i have done this to you?

[minions of h-ll]
deus!

[elder price]
how could i break rule seventy-two?

[minions of h-ll]
creepyus!

[elder price]
and now my soul hath just been thrown
back into spooky mormon h-ll dream

[minions of h-ll]
down, down to satan’s realm!
see where you belong!
there is nothing you can do!
no escape from
spooky mormon h-ll dream!

[jesus, spoken]
you blamed your brother for eating the donut, and now you walk out on your mission companion? you’re a d-ck!

[elder price, spoken]
jesus, i’m sorry!

[minions of h-ll]
jesus hates you, this we know!
for jesus just told you so!

[skeleton 1]
you remember lucifer!

[skeleton 2]
he is even spookier!

[satan]
minions of hades
have you heard the news?
kevin was caught playing hooky!
now he’s back
with all you cath’lics and jews
it’s super spooky-wooky!

[elder price]
i’m sorry, lord, it was selfish of me
to break the rules, please i
don’t wanna be in this
spooky mormon h-ll dream!

[minions of h-ll]
spooky mormon h-ll dream!
genghis khan
jeffrey dahmer
hitler
johnnie cochran!
the spirits all surround you
spooky spooky spooky!

[adolph hitler]
i started a war, and killed millions of jews!

[genghis khan]
i slaughtered the chinese!

[jeffrey dahmer]
i stabbed a guy and f-cked his corpse!

[johnnie cochran]
i got o.j. freed!

[elder price]
you think that’s bad?
i broke rule seventy-two!

[hitler, khan, dahmer, cochran:]
oh?

[elder price]
i left my companion!
i’m way worse than you!
i hate this spooky mormon h-ll dream

[minions of h-ll]
spooky mormon h-ll dream

[genghis khan]
ah…..

[elder price, spoken]
please, heavenly father! give me one more chance! i won’t break the rules again!

(sung)
i can’t believe jesus called me a d-ck!

[minions of h-ll]
welcome, welcome
to spooky mormon h-ll dream
you are never waking up
from spooky mormon h-ll dream

[elder price, spoken]
oh, please help me father! please let me wake up!
give me one more chance! i won’t let you down again!

[minions of h-ll]
down, down thy soul is cast
from the earth henceforth ye fell
this must be it, you must be there
you must be in
spooky mormon h-ll dream now

- book of mormon lyrics

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