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boomer stoop - a song about therapy lyrics

[verse 1]
when you were born your father went awol
mom took too much obetrol
broke your arm to get out of the draft (there’s no proof)
got a job then time sped fast
now you’re anxious, depressed sixty, five, a downward spiral senior crisis so you bought a jet ski (yeah, it’s sick)
doesn’t sound great to me, does it? (well) no

[verse 2]
well, you’ve got trauma, completely undigested
it’s just buried in your brain next to some baseball stats
you’d never wanna admit that since psychiatry’s for serial k!llers and democrats
you wish everyone would suck it up
you hate things that make you look weak (i’m not weak)
well, in that case, i’ll say it to your face
man up, grow a pair, and get some therapy for all that trauma
for the raging mental illnesses that you know in your heart caused every divorce
so many problems
you’ve got nowhere to put them so you take it out on strangers on the golf course
life really got you good ’cause your kids are sensitive and confused
you say pull yourselves up by the bootstraps but you’re not even wearing shoes

[verse 3]
trauma, everybody’s got it
it’s the constant in life that’s only second to death
it’s time to blossom into a perfect little flower that faces the world and screams i’m f+cking depressed
i traumatize you and you traumatize me
you can’t have good in life without misery
though it would be nice if someone could stop the screams
[ending]
what?!
wait, keit, have you been hearing screaming all this time?
yes, since i was a kid
doesn’t everybody hear screams?
uh, no

- boomer stoop lyrics

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