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bootyard bandits - shirt potatoes lyrics

[verse 1]
she’s a bat sh#t crazy loopy lady
a sandwich short of a picnic#a baby
freaky#deaky, straight up 5150
crack##ss, bonkers, nutty and leafy
jacked up, messed up, kooky, loony
cray#cr#cray#cray, certifiably zany
out of her mind, nuttier than a squirrel
one fry short of a happy meal

but she’s got two things going for her
and one thing’s for sure…

[chorus]
i’d sell my 4×4
my tractor and my gun
for one more night with her lady#bumps
yeah i’d give my combine, my car
my soul and my farm
for one more go on her shirt potatoes

[verse 2]
two cans short of a six#pack, she’s nucking futs
mondo bizarro, she’s real f#cked up
bobo, bonkers, far out crunk
she’s bats, she’s nuts, she’s out to lunch!
she’s batty, bananas, got a screw loose i tell ya
off the wall, her cheese has slid off its cracker
postal, psycho, mad as a hatter
more cuckoo than a clock# h#ll, i wish i never met her
cracked up, whacked out, whacked up, wigged out
insane in the membrane without a doubt
off her box, off her rocker, off her nut, off her tree
needs a check#up from the neck up if you’re asking me

but she’s got two things going for her
and one thing’s for sure…

[chorus]
i’d sell my 4×4
my tractor and my gun
for one more night with her lady#bumps
yeah i’d give my combine, my car
my soul and my farm
for one more go on her shirt potatoes

i’d sell my 4×4
my tractor and my gun
for one more night with her lady#bumps
yeah i’d give my combine, my car
my soul and my farm
for one more go on her shirt potatoes

- bootyard bandits lyrics

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