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borgan church - fart party lyrics

[intro: voicemail]
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you have 1 new message
first, new message received today at 3:03 pm

this is a message for a young boy named ioan lewis
if you’re hearing this, you’re b+lls are about to explode
oh my god

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[intro: thomas hopkins & morgan barnes]
s+x
divorce
p+n+s
pеnis
don’t say it that fast
china
edp
monkey juice
finland
we still got only 8 bеats left what are you doing?
ah i’m thomas hopkins this is morgan barnes
and this our amazing new song
oooooooooooh
[verse 1: thomas hopkins]
i’m thomas hopkins
and i like to punch old women
when they diss my sh+t yeah
i go and take them swimming
swimming up bryn bach
swimming in the f+cking lake boys
swimming up bryn bach
then i leave them in the water woo

when you see me in town
i’m f+cking shooting heroin
try to bring me down
with the wrong c+nt you are meddling
i’ll turn your mam’s tits inside out
i’ll throw her down the stairs
morgan barnes now on the mic
say your f+cking prayers!

[verse 2: morgan barnes]
hi, i’m morgan
i think
take your trash beats to the sh+te house
i’mma blow up your dad’s light house
see your mum coming out the bar
beat her to a pulp with a mayo jar
my bros call me mysterio
cuz i make your d+ck go dissapeario
my favourite word is material
i’mma f+cking turn into a cheerio
i took a sh+t on your nintendo switch
oh your mother? she’s my b+tch
your entire front garden is covered in sh+t
i did it and i’ll do it again
i’ll put my b+lls in your letterbox
in the fart party we pull out our c+cks

[chorus: thomas hopkins & morgan barnes]
having s+x all night
fart party
cover your face in sh+te
fart party
just took a sh+t on an orphan
fart party
just got eaten by a fridge
fart party
put my baby in the microwave
fart party
hit the quan on minorities
fart party
just hit my sister with a train
fart party
she did a nae nae
fart party
(farting in the party)
[verse 3: thomas hopkins]
rolling down to the fart party
with michael jackson and dababy
in a 2010 lamborghini
up front we got tigra and da bunny
the cars go boom just like a fart
yeah me and your mom we play mario kart
fart all day we fart with you
send you f+ckers to timbuktu

running down town from the fart police
with ke$ha and the black eyed peas
for farting in the kfc
made the whole place smell like hiv
then lo and behold we saw captain price
he said “you’ve got d+cks the size of mice”
the he gunned down the police he didn’t think twice
then we ran faster than disney on ice

[verse 4: morgan barnes]
running from the chavs with the henry hoover
pull out a glock say wocky wocky
get on a boat go to jojo biden
henry hoover did a doodoodoodoo
stinky feces are over the body body
pull out a pack of some detos (woo)
zebada zebada sheba nomeba lageba shabeeba

pull up in da sp+ce drinking shetos
just hit your mother with a turnip (p++py)
eating a radish on the toilet
doodoo feces surrounding me
all over the walls and shizzy shizzy
meeting a donkey on the trainy trainy
oh no he got run over
oh sh+t it’s ben kirby

[verse 5: ben kirby]
yo waddup it’s ben kirby
some other losers call me mark scheme
b+tch yo ass look like a monkey
i bet you don’t even own a tesla (bruh)
i hate your hair
you sound like a meemeemeemeemeemeemeemeemeemeep
what’re you f+cking g+y?
i asked for a taxi not a gnome in a little tykes car

you look sadder than the dream fanbase
is that brown sh+t or just your face
let me guess, your s+xuality is goose
you’re a mouse and i’m a moose
you’re on your way to the fart party
might as well be going to a cemetery
seriously man, that place will be dead when you walk in
so get that bullsh+t out your head

[interlude: ben kirby, thomas hopkins, morgan barnes]

how about we don’t go the fart party?

bruh ooh my god

shut up mark scheme

woo!

f+ck yeah

i blew up a care home
fart party
stapled my c+ck to the wall
fart party
larry’s gone to jail
fart party
for stealing ten grams of crack
fart party
riding to the gurnos
fart party
to punch ben in the face
fart party
i’ve ran out of ideas
fart party
rest in peace john coltrane he was very good at the trumpet
fart party

hideki naganuma!

- borgan church lyrics

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