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boris the sprinkler - do you remember rock 'n' roll radio? lyrics

(radio static)

voice in radio promo: you’re in the middle of another thirty minutes of continuous hit music! (continuous!) 98.5, w+

(radio static)

(five+second clip of “under the bridge” by red hot chili peppers)

(radio static)

[spoken intro]

rev. nørb: attention moppers, rockers, blitzkrieg boppers, bottle tops and bottle stoppers, soccer mommer, cretin hoppers, rent+a+cops, and kmart shoppers! prepare your boil+encrusted adolescent heinies for a new, authentic, listless, insipid, and generally scoff+enducing recrеation of one of the worst ramones albums known to man! [?] end of thе century! yes, that’s right, the lp wherein the brothers ramone take that final logical step in honing and refining their black leather punk rock boogie+woogie beat via the long+overdue introduction of strings to the mix, thusly managing to cover a ronettes tune with even less sp+nk and fury than andy kim’s version

ah, now many of you may be scratching yourself intimately at this exact second and pondering exactly how we, boris the sprinkler, got stuck with such a dirty old egg+suckin’ dog of a ramones album to cover. karmic recompense, perhaps, because god is actually a long+legged, f+ll+tio+insatiable, asiatic female? nay! nay, i say thee! nay! we got this album because we asked for it! yes, now it can be told. originally, the loathsome and depressing road to ruin album, which todd at clearview attempted to foist off upon us, was meant to be ours. but no! no! we were far too crafty! far too resourceful! we were the weasels that we truly are, and we passed that lackl+ster piece of sh+t off on the mr. t experience, who, being from berkeley, california, cannot be expected to know right from wrong in these circumstances! and, permission to record it’s alive ++last of the real ramones albums++ denied us, we opted for end of the century, because you, the savvy consumer, already know it sucks, thusly avoiding the unpalatable surprises that are part and parcel of the boris experience all too often

in any event, slap the figure+four leglock on the one you love, modify your phil spector detector, ’cause this is rock ‘n’ roll radio! so c’mon, let’s rock ‘n’ roll with boris the son+of+a+b+tching sprinkler!

waaaahhhhh!

[song begins]

rock and rock ‘n’ roll radio, let’s go! [x4]
do you remember hullabaloo?
upbeat, shindig!, and ed sullivan, too?
do you remember rock ‘n’ roll radio?
do you remember rock ‘n’ roll radio?

do you remember murray the k
alan freed and high energy?
it’s the end, the end of the 70’s
it’s the end, the end of the century

do you remember lying in bed
with the covers pulled up over your head
radio playing so no one can see?
yeah yeah+yeah
we need change, and we need it fast
before rock’s just part of the past
’cause lately it all sounds the same to me
woah woah+oh oh+oh

rock and rock ‘n’ roll radio, let’s go! [x4]

will you remember jerry lee
john lennon, t. rex and ol’ moulty?
it’s the end, the end of the 70’s
it’s the end, the end of the century
do you remember lying in bed
with the covers pulled up over your head
radio playing so no one can see?
yeah yeah+yeah
we need change, and we need it fast
before rock’s just part of the past
’cause lately it all sounds the same to me
woah woah+oh oh+oh

rock and rock ‘n’ roll radio, let’s go! [x4]

(spoken)
this is rock ‘n’ roll radio, c’mon, stay tuned for more rock ‘n’ roll

- boris the sprinkler lyrics

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