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boris the sprinkler - weird lookin' woman lyrics

[spoken intro]

rev. nørb: mega +n+l!

ehh

“weird lookin’ woman,” a+take one

good morning, [?] consumers in a post+consumer waste
it’s yet another dose of sewage with a cheese+a+riffic taste
we’re built like a platypus, hung like a gigalo
bad to the bone like bam bam bigelow
score more often than antonio freeman
got more rhymes than the navy’s got seamen
boris are back, the old kids on the block
and in the approximate words of the permy spermy dee snyder
“we wanna rock”

now, faithful consumer, at this point in time i assume you’re scratching yourself in l+sty antic+p+tion and asking the question that needs to be asked, ergo and to wit: “so, boris, how hard ya gonna rock today?” well, lemme tell ya something about it, nutley! we’re gonna rock so hard, that even the cities with the domed football stadiums are gonna be rockin’! we’re gonna rock so hard, bruce [?] is gonna be out on the dance floor, shakin’ his groove tushie! we’re gonna rock so hard, shane white is gonna be out on the dance floor, shakin’ his groove tushie! we’re gonna rock so hard, pansy division are gonna be out on the dance floor, shakin’ their collective groove tushie! we are gonna rock so darn hard, pansy division are gonna be out on the dance floor, shakin’ shane white’s groove tushie!

in any event, this song’s about your mother. as are all our songs. except “1+3,” which is about your daughter

paul #1, why don’t you gimme a little some of that vitamin c+sharp?

(guitar chord)

thank you very much

[song begins]

aahh, ah+ah+ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah+ah+ah ah+ah+ah+ah+ah+ah
aahh, ah+ah+ah ah ah
ah ah+ah+ah+ah+ah aahh
[x2]

well, if i have to spend another god+forsaken hour
with the god+forsaken girl i took the god+forsaken shower with
i’ll put a bullet in my brain
gonna look like kurt cobain

and if i have to field another query on a date
and say, “we had an okay time, i guess, we kissed but didn’t mate”
i’m gonna crush my skull to malt+o+meal
trust you know just how i feel

now the man in the ford is out of his gourd
making terrible puns that should best be ignored
the twit in the pit’s got a sleestak swingin’
i’m flat on my back like a madman singin’

now weird+lookin’ woman, won’t you walk my way?
weird+lookin’ woman, won’t you walk my way?
weird+lookin’ woman, won’t you walk my way?
oh whoa

(oh whoa)

weird+lookin’ woman, won’t you walk my way?
weird+lookin’ woman, won’t you walk my way?
weird+lookin’ woman, why i wanna wanna
well, you know

she called a chinese fire drill, it captured my attention
and her spine is like an oil spill, her smile is like a monkey wrench
and i don’t feel so neutered
let me ride her vespa scooter

and my brain it got a message from the sender down below
it said, “a+giddy+up, giddy+up, giddy+up, go”
i dig her hair spray toxin
and the clothes she keeps her box in

now the man in the ford is out of his gourd
making terrible puns that should best be ignored
the twit in the pit’s like a sleestak swingin’
i’m flat on my back like a madman singin’

now weird+lookin’ woman, won’t you walk my way?
weird+lookin’ woman, won’t you walk my way?
weird+lookin’ woman, won’t you walk my way?
oh whoa

(oh whoa)

weird+lookin’ woman, won’t you walk my way?
weird+lookin’ woman, won’t you walk my way?
weird+lookin’ woman, why i wanna wanna
well, you know

(ska part!)

aahh, ah+ah+ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah+ah+ah ah+ah+ah+ah+ah+ah
(pick it up, pick it up, pick it up)
aahh, ah+ah+ah ah ah
ah ah+ah+ah+ah+ah aahh

aahh, ah+ah+ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah+ah+ah ah+ah+ah+ah+ah+ah
aahh, ah+ah+ah ah ah
ah ah+ah+ah+ah+ah aahh

ah ah+ah+ah+ah+ah aahh
ah ah+ah+ah+ah+ah aahh

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