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born without blood - ode to blackie lyrics

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a long time ago, in the deepest, darkest abyss of a cold fish bowl, there lies blackie, dead
this is a true story about a fish that drowned in water

she doesn’t look so good tonight
she’s been sluggish now she’s floating upright
you got so drunk you went home with that s-xy fish
the one from the bar, i don’t think she’s legit

she’s here every night shaking her fins for some bread
if you pay her enough, she performs even better in bed
she’s known around town for turning flounders’ frowns upside down

but blackie beware

every one that sleeps with her is found drowned belly up in their fish bowl
you can cuddle or juggle her truffles
but whatever you do don’t f-ck bubbles

ode to blackfish
ode to darkness (x3)

but of course blackie didn’t listen
she still went fishing in bubbles’ vertical incision
like a magic carp she splashed her into submission
it was super effective

the next day blackie’s writhing in pain
“i swear i’ll never pay for s-x again
i can’t breathe, is this the end?
i should’ve listened to what my friends said
”

i have lost all of my respect and now my no no hole is completely wrecked

now i’m dead

ode to blackfish
ode to darkness
(x3)

ode to blackfish
ode to darkness (x2)
this is based on true events
the legend of blacky the fish
though most people won’t believe in this
blackie was real and now she’s f-cking dead

- born without blood lyrics

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