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bottom of the barrel - what is a morgor? lyrics

[intro]
guys, i don’t know what the f+ck this sh+t is
alright just go with it

[verse 1]
so like there’s this girl from california right
california, can you believe
anyway she’s rich, she’s hot, she’s everything you want
she’s like a 14 in 1 men’s shampoo bottle
anyway, she’s walking all around with her hips sticking out
she’s got a grimace little smile on her face
and i’m like “wow” what the f+ck
and i go into cardiac arrest cause i’m a complete r+t+rd
and all i remember was her giving me cpr and sh+t

[verse 2]
and i blacked out and i woke up in the f+cking hospital
and then guess what, she’s by my bedside
and i’m like oh it’s the one that saved me
why’d you save me
she’s like cause you were kind cute and all
and i’m like aww that’s cute
and i’m like what’s your name
she’s like my name is morgor
what, who the f+ck named you
who, who the f+ck names a kid morgor
i mean i banged your mom and all
but what the f+ck is a morgor
[chorus]
what is a morgor
she’s something that i adore
but what is a morgor
i was nothing more before

[verse 3]
but then, she walks out the f+cking door
and i’m like, no you can’t f+cking leave me
i need you in my life
i don’t know if you understand this but you are an essential part of my well+being
don’t you f+cking leave me
get your ass back here
so then i f+cking escape my bedside and i go chasing her throughout the entire hospital
and i got security and doctors on my ass
and they are running after me
and eventually one of them sticks a syringe up my ass and i go f+cking night night

[verse 4]
and i wake up at my bedside
and the doctor comes in and he’s like i brought a special guest for you
i’m like, i don’t want a f+cking special guest
i just lost the love of my life
i need her in my life
and guess what, guess who comes back
morgor, oh my god she’s so hot
she walks back in here
and the doctor says i brought you here cause you’re a f+cking simp
i am not a simp
i’m just wondering what the f+ck is+
[chorus]
what is a morgor
she’s something that i adore
what is a morgor
she was nothing more before

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