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bovine gang - santa claus is a pedo lyrics

[intro: trap cow, j+dog]
ugh, trap cow, i f+cking hate this christmas music
i hate it too, j+diggity+dog
hahahahahaha, don’t call me that
sorry, anyway i’m going to expose the f+ck out of christmas
no

[chorus: trap cow]
merry christmas santa, i hope that you die
i hope that reindeer rudolph, gives you a big cream pie
get off my d+ck, stop l!cking my prostate
baby all i want for christmas, is to have that pedo castrated

[verse 1: trap cow]
go down to westfield’s during christmas time
parents got their kids by their side
kids jumping round, (yeah!) they waiting in line
sadly this year he’s been busy online
the only thing, that’s on his mind (yeah!)
is that, big sixty+nine (woo!)
he touched up on my jingle bells and then he ate my cookie!
rudolph tried to guide him, yeah that santa claus a rookie!

[chorus: trap cow, lil udder]
merry christmas santa, i hope that you die
i hope that reindeer rudolph, gives you a big cream pie
get off my d+ck, stop l!cking my prostate
baby all i want for christmas, is to have that pedo castrated
[verse 2: lil udder]
santa claus came in my room last night
he said he’s got such a full sack
he promised he’s gonna unload it on me
i just gotta help him with, jack?
my chestnut’s rested on santa’s open fire
sweat comes down it’s heating up
robe comes down, it’s rising up
i am santa’s drummer boy, i beat my little drum for him
faster, faster, faster, faster, ra+pra+pa+pa+pa+cum!

[outro: santa, trap cow]
ho ho ho
i see you’ve been a naughty girl this year trap cow
f+ck you, santa!
what are you gonna do, give me coal?
well how about i light that sh+t on fire
and shove it up your assh0l+, b+tch
or better yet i’ll shoot your sleigh down right over the burj khalifa
ho ho, ho?

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