bowling for soup - 99 biker friends lyrics
such a big man, such a little chick.
i think it all goes back to your tiny
pick-up truck in the driveway,
with a sticker on the window
“rest in peace number 3”.
tell all your friends
how you put her in her place.
7 pounds of makeup
just to hide her beat up face.
such a pretty face.
[chorus:]
it takes a tough man to slap her around.
such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
she’s wearing shades but we all see
behind the tinted gl-ss.
and i’ve got 99 biker friends
that wanna kick your -ss.
tell her that you’re sorry.
blame it on the beer.
your dad was mean to you.
your friends think you’re an -sshole
and i do too.
over compensatin’ for your small shoes.
taking her away, but you won’t say when.
hold her in your arms,
tell her this won’t happen again.
when will this end? well
[chorus]
i wish bruce lee was here right now
with his trusty nun-chucks
chuck norris is still alive,
so let’s call up walker, texas ranger,
all the dudes from “danger, danger”.
let’s get the a-team,
50 cent with his bling-bling,
and a couple of prison guards.
[chorus]
(99 biker friends)
i hope that you can run fast
(just wanna mention this)
start runnin’ now
(99 biker friends)
just wanna mention this
(just wanna mention this)
we gonna kick your -ss.
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