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bowling for soup - got beat up by a girl lyrics

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some girl named sally walked up
and asked me
“what’s the story?”

i said it’s something with inning
beginning and a plot
and she said “no!”
“i know you know!”
“and you know that i know you know!”
and i said “what?”
and she took the shot

i got beat up by a girl
with the right hook
straight out of rocky
tyson’s got nothing
or maybe she got lucky
either way you lived that day
a thousand times
in my aching head

but my dad said
“never hit a girl”
“and if you do then i’ll whoop your -ss”
how proud he’d be
if he’d seen me the day
i got beat up by a girl

i never even saw it coming
hey, does someone have
an aspirin
was i caught looking up her skirt
or was it someone that i did?

and i said

wait!

not in the face!

and then she punched me in the face
and kicked my nuts
i think she hates my guts

i got beat up by a girl
with the right hook
straight out of rocky
tyson’s got nothing
or maybe she got lucky
either way you lived that day
a thousand times
in my aching head

you know i never lived it down
and i feel like such a…
fool
as i lay there on the ground
it was hard to keep it cool

but my dad said
“never hit a girl”
“and if you do then i’ll whoop your -ss”
how proud he’d be
if he’d seen me the day
i got beat up by a girl
got beat up by a girl

and then one day
junior high
in the corner of a cafeteria
listening to a stereo
on a walk
then munching on some rasin blend
was the girl that kicked my b-tt
all the way to pizza hut
at least that’s how she put it way back in

i said
h-llo

she said
f o!

i said “let’s put this in the past”
and then she whooped my -ss
again

i got beat up by a girl
with the right hook
straight out of rocky
tyson’s got nothing
or maybe she got lucky
either way you lived that day
a thousand times
in my aching head

you know i never lived it down
and i feel like such a…
fool
as i lay there on the ground
it was hard to look cool

but my dad said
“never hit a girl”
“and if you do then i’ll whoop your -ss”
how proud he’d be
if he’d seen me the day
i got beat up by a girl

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