bowser and blue - polka dot undies lyrics
[verse 1]
well, i went for a drive in my pickup truck
i picked up my girl ’cause i wanted to–
show her my gloves ’cause she had on her mitts
and i blushed brightly when she showed me her–
perfume that she buys whenever avon calls
so i took off my pants and i showed her my–
polka-dot undies!
my polka-dot undies!
[verse 2]
yeah, my polka-dot undies from miracle mart
i said, “look, be careful, i think i’m gonna–
“turn a sharp corner and go up on the gr-ss”
she leaned out the window and i thought i saw her–
pointing to something that flashed by real quick
she said, “hey, look at that! it looks just like your–
“polka-dot undies!”
polka-dot undies!
[verse 3]
yeah, my polka-dot undies that i wear back-to-front
she smiled and she said, “have you seen my–
“brother’s new car? the one that he stole?”
then she asked me to look up her–
whole d-mn family and i went into shock
when i found out it was her sister who really liked–
polka-dot undies!
polka-dot undies!
yeah!
[instrumental]
[verse 4]
well, i took her out to dinner but on one thing she was firm:
she’d swallow almost anything except for–
stories that her brother a-didn’t like birds
but hung around leather bars and liked to eat–
fish and chips and he still sucked his thumb
i said, “i don’t mind!” and she kissed me on my–
polka-dot undies!
my polka-dot undies!
[verse 5]
i kissed her softly and i said, “i’ll tell you what:
“let’s roll up the windows, and i’ll eat your–
“last bar of chocolate, a-the one that’s in the parcel”
she said, “no, no, no”, and she called me a–
taxi; and i said, “i beg your pardon!
“but get me home real fast before i lose my–
“polka-dot undies!”
polka-dot undies!
[verse 6]
the moral of this story, like a jewel it is gleamin’
but you’ll never find it in a gl-ss of warm–
milk or tea, ’cause it will not fit
and you probably already think i am full of–
vague innuendos and double-meanin’ rhymes
but i’ll tell you that obscenity is all in your–
polka-dot undies!
your polka-dot undies!
yeah, your edible undies!
your polka-dot undies!
yeah!
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