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boy pierce - ultimate family matters tribute lyrics

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[verse 1]
my name is steve, got any cheese?
dweeb, read, hike up my jeans
clumsy as heck, fly on a jet, i’m such a pest
polka legend like hidden temple, missing parental
units i lose it when seeing laura get sentimental

teaching uncle jesse
how to strut now what is up
pants hike ‘em up i got it down
i try to dance like bobby brown
my neighbor carl we get in quarrels no lie to that
i fire back unintentionally, “did i do that?”

duck call i dare him to call
on it quick, p–p on his whip
help out wit handy work he
go berserk and call it quits
i slip and trip and fall and
get outta dodge, i’m just the
kid next door who smart but back his whip in garage

[chorus]
(steve) i’m not the perfect man but merk it with the urkel dance
(steve) equipment manager you sub me in i damage ya
steven. urkel
steven urkel
winslow fam is lit so man i keep em in my circle
(repeat)

[verse 2]
i show up on the set of
step by step and help out mark and
al and roll up on full house to
be with steph when she be stressed
i hustle cats in pool
but h-ll they wreck my specs
but then big guy comes through
estelle she sinks it yes

some jerks they get me drunk on
rooftop shoot i cause some hooplah
the booze it made me crazy
almost fell to death they saved me
my girlfriend myra try ta
lock me down but gets possessive
she see me peep at laura
gotta break this off no question

sittin-on-the-bench dissed-by-all-the-friends it ain’t
close gotta win screaming coach put me in rip my
warm ups quick and i ball so sick cross-em
up, make it rain, breakin ankles, insane, game
maybe the best part of a my life
except the one-in-my-dreams
when i make laura my wife

gotta create elixir to im-press eddie winslow’s
sister…..wanna wife her up and kiss her
sip the cool gene and fiip to dude named
stefan he da bomb cause he hot and suave
none the less she impressed and i’m compromised, cause i’m
half joe cool half awkward guy
gotta choose between stefan and steve, only
room for one so one’s gotta leave…

[chorus]

[voiceover]

so, ultimately, laura needs to decide between the suave stefan and steve. and inexplicably she goes with the man who was there since day one….steve!

[chorus]

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