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br5-49 - me 'n' opie (down by the duck pond) lyrics

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[spoken intro]
well, it looks like it’s twelve-midnight, ladies and gentlemen. is that right? y’all know what that means: it’s time to tell you the true story, all about the lost episode of the andy griffith show.
it’s a particularly heinous story about drug abuse and s-xual deviance. looks like it’s right up your alley.

[chorus]
don’t tell andy, don’t tell aunt bee
they will come a-lookin’ for opie and me
tell ’em we’re dead or tell ’em we’re gone
me and opie down by the duck pond

[verse 1]
i went [?] some homegrown [?]
me up the side the head, i never felt that way
aunt bee said we’d be in dutch
if the sheriff ever caught us smokin’ that stuff

[chorus]
so don’t tell andy, don’t tell aunt bee
they will come a-lookin’ for opie and me
tell ’em we’re dead or tell ’em we’re gone
me and opie down by the duck pond

[verse 2]
i heard a little holler down in the woods
sounded like someone saying, ‘mm mm good!”
i move a little closer, sneaking just like a squirrel
otis was slurpin’ up his favorite girl

[verse 3]
otis said, “boys, come sit by the still
i’ll pour you up a jar of that famous swill
if you can’t walk, don’t worry no way
light that pipe and p-ss it my way”

[chorus]
don’t tell andy, don’t tell aunt bee
they will come a-lookin’ for opie and me
tell ’em we’re dead or tell ’em we’re gone
me and opie down by the duck pond

[verse 4]
i had to dodge a rock that was h-ttin’ the tree
out of the swamp came ernest t.
gold tooth a-flashing as he hit that pipe
out of the blue came barney fife

[verse 5]
well barney come down to [hit?] that still
waving an axe, a lawman’s thrill
“ope, don’t smoke, you’ll turn yourself green
get me up a cup and i’ll show you what i mean”

[chorus]
well don’t tell andy, don’t tell aunt bee
they will come a-lookin’ for opie and me
tell ’em we’re dead or tell ’em we’re gone
me and opie down by the duck pond

[verse 6]
we all [?] night
trying to figure out our left from our right
here comes andy and ol’ aunt bee
scoldin’ the h-ll out of opie and me

[chorus]
so don’t tell andy, don’t tell aunt bee
they will come a-lookin’ for opie and me
tell ’em we’re dead or tell ’em we’re gone
me and opie down by the duck pond

- br5 49 lyrics

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