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brad meets evan - better than 1 (2!) lyrics

[chorus: brad]
what’s better than one?
it’s gotta be two
brad and evan
we’re coming to you
what’s better than one?
it’s gotta be two
brad and evan
we’re coming to you

[verse 1: brad (bystanders)]
i’m mackin’ down the strip with the kid lean pips
evan got the clips, i ain’t talking pusha t (nope not him!)
i’m walking with the lean like i’ve got a hurt leg (ow!)
if my d+ck was any bigger they would think i’ve got a third leg (man that thing’s huge!)
never went to third grade, we skipped and went to birdman
he heard around the world and he asked if we could sign to him
we apologized and confided that we couldn’t sign the contract ’cause we never took the class for cursive (’cause we never learned!)
then he started cursing and he dipped out
lean falcon pulled a bentley to the kids’ house (skrrrt!)
picked us up and then he took us to the sears outlet (whoa!)
pushed a b+tton and it turned into a bed bath & beyond (oh!)
he knew we couldn’t sign we needed something to agree on
he found up on dvd and said “to sign to lean machine
you need to let your weenies free and go and take a pee on it”
we crossed our streams and lean machine made the deal! (oh!)
[chorus: brad]

[verse 2: evan (bystanders)]
why they always say that bad things come in threes? (1, 2, 3!)
you can check the chorus if you really wanna see (i do!)
it’s brad and it’s evan, we’re as bad as it gets
and there’s two of us, who we gonna add to the clique? (i don’t know!)
there’s oj, osama, cruella de vil (get him!)
trisha paytas and all the soldiers out there in the field
and kevin sp+cey and macie and icejjfish (get ’em all!)
but we don’t need a third, we’re about as bad as it gets (that’s true!)
look
i was on the wheels of steel
now i’m on the wheels of steel with rza (rza!)
and we made a deal
they tell me we made it here (we made it!)
all the parents here are swell
they give brad and evan love
still got 20 years until we join the 27 club (we’re gonna die young!)
i don’t wanna brag, but i’m famous and i’m sad (so sad!)
and when i frown all the girls in the town buy a poster of it (take pills!)
i don’t wanna gloat but i’m so famous that i overdosed
and posted up in madame tussaud’s when i was comatose

[chorus: brad]
[verse 3: brad & evan]
brad and evan on the charts, we’re bumping in your whip
brad and evan aren’t large, we’re only little kids
brad and evan got your girl, we’re humping on your b+tch
parents! don’t let your kids listen to this!
(everyone!)
brad and evan on the charts, we’re bumping in your whip
brad and evan aren’t large, we’re only little kids
brad and evan got your girl, we’re humping on your b+tch
parents! don’t let your kids listen to this!
just a couple years ago, diapers in my hamper
now i’m in my bag looking for a girl to pamper
her man must be a cuck because he smiles when i’m inside of it
i just bought a truck that’s got another truck inside of it
i got a b+tch with hottie feet she’s kissing on my cheek
she calls me papi in the sheets and rodney in the streets
she asked to bring a friend to join, she asked if i would mind
i told her listen to the chorus, call your friend up on the line and
ask her what’s

(um, hey girl… what’s better than 1?)
(um, it’s gotta be two?)

[chorus: brad]

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