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brad meets evan - song for ass / don't move! lyrics

part i: song for ass

[brad]
da na na na na
aw man, this song sounds good as heck….

[evan]
i like this a lot!

[brad]
i can’t wait to hear it all….

[verse 1: reuben revege]
i drove 700 hours just to see your face
nonstop, 40 days, i don’t need no breaks
i don’t need no brace for my knee, no way
’cause he stand up straight, homey he don’t pray
’cause his god’s in front of him, bow down like he’s venus
immaculately craft, brow to p+n+s
you ’bout to see this ship sink from the bow to the sea mist
i’m wetter and the veteran is hung like he’s seabiscuit
lips kiss with a french accent
and when they’re moving like this, that’s it
and we’re moving from the bath to the bed, you can see us in the mirror
you ever see еleven inches disappеar?
[brad]
oh yeah, took out the drums…. better come back in…..
aw, yeah!

[verse 2: 2cup]
nike air force ones on
the glare from the sun glowing right off of your sun dress
i love how your hair blowing
i’m careful when i’m with ya
stand still for the picture
you dance, i love the rhythm
handful when i hit it
d+mn, you looking so fine
got that look in your eye like you a do or a die
you know i remember back in church
sitting on those pews
your back was to me
i tried to grab that booty
but you looked back to me
but so did your mama
she saw me touch your bottom
and then she lost it, d+mn, yeah
she saw me touch your bottom
and then she lost it, d+mn, yeah

[refrain: 2cup]
your mama beat me up in church
and i was just trying to get some ass in church
and now i got the pastor worried
pastor, please, please pass it to me
and let me explain
[bridge: 2cup]
god d+mn i really been so h+rny
been watching way too much p+rney
and now my peepee is pouring

[outro: reuben revege (evan)]
peepee is pouring
like it’s raining and storming (this is awesome)
like the tears from my parents
when i told them i’m g+y
when i told them my brother is g+y (i like this a lot)
why do they bring me this pain
why do we go to the church
tell from my sister it hurts
(this song is so good)
tell from my sister it hurts
why must we bring her this pain?
why must we play in this game?
why must my brother be g+y? (uhh)
why did god make zack this way?
why did god make me a guy? (actually….)
why do these tears that i cry feel like peepee in my eye?
(i don’t think this is such a good idea anymore)
peepee is pouring

intermission
[brad]
what do you mean? i mean, i thought it was pretty cool. hey, um, i’m gonna++ i gotta++ i’m gonna go use the bathroom really quick++

[evan]
no don’t do that! we can’t get any deeper!

[brad]
alright, well++

[evan]
i think we’re in the song!

brad! don’t move!

[brad]
what’s that noise?

[evan]
get down!

part ii: don’t move!

[verse 1: lean hal]
okay i’m back b+tch and i’m here now
remix from the playground
and for all y’all that ain’t seen this
hal patton is a lean kid
sw+ng, see me slide
on your b+tch, she a dime
t++ter totter, we don’t gotta work a d+mn 9+5 shift, ay
my d+ck big like planet
bougie b+tch like damage, ay
say sh+t i’m so savage
give her cl+tty a bandage, ay
call that table manners
on west side don’t push me, ay
say she disadvantaged
gentrify her p+ssy

[verse 2: lean ham]
little broke b+tch
need a diaper change
need some clean clothes
need a ham dinner
she want me to spend all this money
she want me to send her to paris
she want me to call her my honey
she want me to meet both her parents
tell that b+tch no
give me some throat
suck on my d+ck
until i am gone
gone from the earth
don’t take my kids
you are not worthy
you don’t deserve ’em
i tell that b+tch that she stank and she need to go wash if she trying to date
tell that lil b+tch that she late, uh
already got me some cake
i’m playing these b+tches i play ’em like tennis
i hit then i’m runnin’, and run when they comin’
they hate when i do that
can’t stay in the box
they can’t lay with my c+ck
so i came in my sock!

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