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brad meets evan - trip to guitar center lyrics

[verse 1: evan]

enchanté
i’d say good morning but i’m not kanye, i’m not divorced yet
walk my way you’re spayed with forceps and get your beau jacked like your favorite horseman
play the courses, tiger golfer who auctioned off an iron to the highest offer
i’m often in designer, your entire wardrobe is off of the consignment of jack kevorkian
in other words i wouldn’t be caught dead in it in an off white
he+rs+ with the windows tinted
i’mma find a sponsor for a paid endors+m+nt
cop a flying saucer with the raising doors up
thеn i pick up brad, scarf a can of old pringles fast and then sick up bad
in the tеsseract from intersteller i went to puke back in time on ross geller from friends
i threw up on him, then i pivoted back a few years and grabbed the living single cast
now we’re high in orbit, pass by ‘04 and told my ma not to pass on the shingles vax
no cap + snapple facts
sn+tched a track on our apple macs
stashed rza guitar center master class and then
dashed but we can’t get the sample passed

[interlude: rza]

[verse 2: brad]

[verse 3: evan]
a million other evans generate and disappear within the fiscal year
meanwhile, we kick it and stick with mean styles
and mister clean aisles at misdemean’ trials
mister me too? you’re mister me thousand one
if three thousand wants then we’d house him here
we got beats to go, from outkast to outback commercials our pack is hurtful, yeah
in the back like the man that stands alone, timmy anzalone, rap phenomenon
fast for ramadan, dressed for comic con, passed your mazda ‘cause i’m on the autobahn
i got your girl riding shot, fasten her watch, her second hand on my c+ck
i can’t examine my thoughts, passing a cop, passing on cam while she’s jacking me off

- brad meets evan lyrics

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