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brad meets evan - yea u were lyrics

[verse 1: brad (evan)]

i saw you buying cigarettes with somebody else (wasn’t me)
what the h+ll man? you said you’d only smoke these ciggies with brad, man (i didn’t say that)
now i’m looking bad, man
yelling at my best friend
loud up in this gas station
now i’m in gory mode
i’m throwing all these oreos (stop!)
i don’t know the story no more
what’s the truth and what’s the story that you made up?
i really used to trust you, then i thought way back to grade one
f+ck, wait a minute (ah!)
you told me you were hetero, i know that was a lie (it wasn’t!)
said you kissed that girl marney but you know that was a guy (he wasn’t!)
grade two you lied about that f+cking wheelchair
said you werе stephen hawking’s nephеw, dude you know that wasn’t fair (no)
we were on the run, you said you hated bin laden
but i saw your phone and saw you write a f+cking blog about him
www.ilovebinladen.com
i’m sorry, i’m gone
i’mma warn you right now that

[chorus: brad (evan)]
i don’t really think you wanna make me mad
’cause i know what you did and i know where you been
i don’t really think you wanna tick me off
’cause i know what you said and that you sniff your dog’s ass
you were pushing my b+ttons
and you were hissing and bussing
and you were tripping and buzzing
and you were p+ssing and cumming
yes you were (no i wasn’t!)
yes you were (no i wasn’t!)
yes you were (no i wasn’t!)
yes you were (no i wasn’t!)

[verse 2: evan (brad)]
i saw you at the school dance
wearing all my shoes and my cool pants (haha)
i don’t think that that was very cool brad (whatever dude)
and you stole all of my moves and you were doing them (yea i did)
and you told my friends that you invented all of them
did the unbuckled shuffle and you took all the cred
listen brad, i’d tell you that i’d take you to the alley but i saw you there with allie you were doing it, sick! (yeah!!)
i saw you at a chick+fil+a
you must not give a sh+t that your sister’s g+y (no she’s not!)
i saw you at a ross store
buying sh+t from a bin because your mom’s poor (no)
i saw you vote republican
i saw you in the tub with men
i saw you in a p+rno that you said you weren’t in (what??)
i saw you at benghazi
and i saw you in the lobby of the world trade center tower 2 at 10am (f+ck!)

[chorus: evan (brad)]
i don’t really think you wanna make me mad
’cause i know what you did and i know where you been
i don’t really think you wanna tick me off
’cause i know what you said and that your d+ck is small
you were pushing my b+ttons
and you were hissing and fussing
and you were tripping and buzzing
and you were kissing your cousin
yes you were (no i wasn’t!)
yes you were (no i wasn’t!)
yes you were (no i wasn’t!)
yes you were (no i wasn’t!)

- brad meets evan lyrics

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