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brady anderson & twisted minds theater - can't ketchup with me lyrics

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[condiment king]
may you open your ears
to the sauce cavalier
singing songs in a bright major key
let me spread my design
on your flavourless minds
listen in, have a taste and you’ll see
you can’t ketchup with me

oh life was such a bother
living with my dead beat father
eating scr+ps out of the buick rivera
the love my dad supplied
was like a season on the side
like a cheesy bread without the marinara

[condiment king] (spoken)
ugh, eat it!

[condiment king]
one day we went to covert
he choked himself on custards
“i never loved you son”
was the only thing he mustard

[harley quinn] (spoken)
is all of that really true?
[condiment king] (spoken)
nah, i’m just a saucy motherf+cker!

[condiment king]
oh when you’re trancing along
you can count on a song
it’s as easy as 1 2 3
oh i relish the time
in a life full of crime
it’s as sweet and as sour as can be
you can’t ketchup with me

[condiment king] (spoken)
watch this!

[condiment king] (sung)
don’t be dishearted my fellow near+do+wells
we shan’t shy away from our peculiar sights or smells
for now they may look at us with mass hysteria
but perhaps we’re a chicken and we’re missing teriya…ki

[the penguin] (spoken)
i feel like i’m having a stroke…

[condiment king]
join me and tell the world you like the way you are
you don’t need to be accompanied by those a la tatar
we’ll join hands and be eachother’s loving confidants
let them know you’ll have slice of life with any side you want
[cat woman] (spoken)
ugh, what the h+ll…

[all]
let them know you’ll have slice of life with any side you want
let them know you’ll have slice of life with any side you want

oh… when you’re trancing along
you can count on a song
it’s as easy as 1 2 3 (ahhhh)
oh i relish the time
in a life full of crime
it’s as sweet and as sour as can be
you can’t ketchup
you can’t ketchup
you can’t ketchup with…

[condiment king]
me+ee+ee+ayahhh!

- brady anderson twisted minds theater lyrics

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