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brainstorm (of dyme def) - dear sprint lyrics

[intro]
“you have reached the sprint voicemailbox of (brainstorm, n-gg-). to leave a voice message, press one. or just wait for the tone.”

b-tch…
f-ck sprint, b-tches

sprint i mean it
my service, i need it
been with you for six years, and i still can’t believe it
don’t wanna sound extremist, but man why the f-ck?
every time i call i never get no one who speaks english
or a b-tch with a bad attitude who obviously hates her job and her life, so being disrespectful is alright
or when i handle biz, and the call fades to black
how come you motherf-ckers don’t ever be calling back?

i mean, can’t be the only one
i can’t be the only one who wants to find a few of you and threaten you with loaded guns
yes, i am so serious, your service makes me furious
when i travel all the time and have no signal, period

but i hope you appreciate me forever and a day, day, day
’cause if i wrote you a letter, sprint, this is exactly what it’d say

dear sprint, i’d like to talk a little shit
but i don’t really have the time to
’cause i’m too busy on my phone steady waiting on hold for thirty minutes just so i can be lied to
i have an unlimited plan so i don’t understand what you mean when you say “we had to fine you”
i swear if i was crazy enough, i would hop in my truck
make my way to the call center and find you

i’m saying dear sprint
i wanna know, i wanna know, i wanna know, i wanna know
dear sprint
how’d my bill get so high, so high, so high, so high?

sprint i mean it
my service, i need it
been with you six years, and i still can’t believe it
your phones freeze up, and ya iphone sucks
you only have me ’cause at&t sucks just as much, so
i suggest you step it up, believe i’m not the only one
and sprint you ain’t the only one that’s tryna be the only one
gave your rep a sale, and he handed me a fail
and the only time i get my way is when i raise h-ll, so

sprint i hope you appreciate me forever and a day, day, day
’cause if i wrote you a letter, sprint, this is exactly what it’d say

i’m saying dear sprint
i wanna know, i wanna know, i wanna know, i wanna know
dear sprint
how’d my bill get so high, so high, so high, so high?

[outtro]
“thank you for calling. goodbye.”

- brainstorm of dyme def lyrics

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