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brandon jamar scott - phat lyrics

god, god+god+god
bless america we all overweight
only time that i exercise is lifting up a plate
phat people the most peaceful
if you ask me for my take
we don’t fight, we just wanna bite
on a piece of cake

i don’t mess around with no low fat
i got stretch marks on my whole back (back)
buffet time, i don’t hold back
i put ’em out of business, you know that (that)
ice cream my favorite cold snack
every time i get up, gotta show crack (crack)
every time i wanna go nap
i just lay back and take the whole map

(unnhhhhhh)
doctor says i need to change my diеt, homie (unnhhhhhh)
whole foods, i’m driving right by it, homie (unh+unh+unh+unhhh)
hеalthy foods, no i will never try it, homie
ok, i’ll taste this salad, only if you deep fry it for me (unnhhhhhh)
screw that skinny toothpick talk of exercise (unnhhhhhh)
i climbed a flight of stairs and then i almost died (unnhhhhhh)
so what i got rolls on the side?
‘least i know i can hide me a whole pack of fries
oh my god
fat jokes getting old
y’all just mad ’cause in the winter, y’all cold
i’m just as fit as you, i got my own six pack
protected by a layer of phat
real talk, what’s up?
and no i can’t see my toes (i can’t see my toes)
i’m tryna lose ten pounds and i’ve got eighty more to go (eighty more to go)
why is it every time i fall off my feet
i rock myself back and forth to sleep
just tryna get up

wait, wait, wait, wait
what you mean this ain’t on the menu?
i’ll eat this and i’ll eat that
i might mess around and eat the kids too
i been eatin’ like a vacuum cleaner
i had diabeetus since the age of two
and every time i get up on the scale
the reading always tells to be continuueed
screw jenny craig, i’ll shove my face instead
i’m a heart attack away from being dead
gotta keep me fed, i sleep with meat and bread
in the morning, i can’t get up out the bed
hunger’s all i dread, i eat the snack like meds
i cannot get all these twinkies out my head
never will, food is incredible, edible
stomach is flexible, prescribe a snack like it’s medical (medical, medical)
fat jokes getting old (fat jokes getting old)
y’all just mad ’cause in the winter, y’all cold (winter y’all cold)
i’m just as fit as you, i got my own six pack (own six pack)
protected by a layer of phat
real talk, what’s up?
and no i can’t see my toes (i can’t see my toes)
i’m tryna lose ten pounds and i’ve got eighty more to go (eighty more to go)
why is it every time i fall off my feet (fall off my feet)
i rock myself back and forth to sleep
just tryna get up
fat jokes getting old (fat jokes getting old)
y’all just mad ’cause in the winter, y’all cold (winter y’all cold)
i’m just as fit as you, i got my own six pack (own six pack)
protected by a layer of phat
real talk, what’s up?
and no i can’t see my toes (i can’t see my toes)
i’m tryna lose ten pounds and i’ve got eighty more to go (eighty more to go)
why is it every time i fall off my feet (fall off my feet)
i rock myself back and forth to sleep
^^^^just tryna get up^^^^

if you phat, be proud of that (x2)
haters gonna hate, only way to get rid of them
is give them all your weight when you sit on them
if+if+if you phat, be proud of that
i said if you phat, be proud of that
when haters attack, you bounce back
ouh, k!lling ’em
i treat them like a plate and finish them

- brandon jamar scott lyrics

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