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brandon strader - poop lyrics

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[the scene begins in a taco bell public restroom. you can hear the sound of patrons talking and eating their meals from afar when, suddenly, a voice erupts in the silence.]

[wimpy p–per:]
hhh… oh, that’s the biggest sh-t i’ve ever taken aarraarrgghhh
huh… huh… eeeuuuuggghhh…
ooohh… that’s good…

[mysterious voice]
mi mi mi mi miiiii!

[wimpy p–per]
ah! who’s there?

[the great mighty poo]
i am the great mighty poo
and i’m going to throw my sh-t at you!
a huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish
how about some scat, you little tw-t?

[the great mighty poo begins vocalizing in a show of proud arrogance, for he knows deep down at the base of his gullet that he is the most supreme poo to have ever been p–ped.]

[wimpy p–per]
ah, so you’re just a t-rd then, huh?

[the great mighty poo]
auugh!
i am no mere t-rd!
you dumb b-st-rd
allow me to reiterate

i am the great mighty poo
and i’m going to throw my sh-t at you!
a huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish
how about some scat, you little tw-t?

you have no chance to survive in here
you don’t even know which creek you’re in
sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear
how do you think i keep this shiny grin?

how do you think i keep this shiny grin?

[the wimpy p–per shrieks fearfully as the great mighty poo makes his ascent.]

listen, it’s really quite simple

you have no chance to survive in here
you don’t even know which creek you’re in
sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear
how do you think i keep this lovely grin?

have some more caviar!

now i’m really getting rather mad
you’re like a n-ggly, tiggly, sh-tty little tag nut
when i’ve knocked you out with all my bab
i’m going to take your head and ram it up my b-tt!

[wimpy p–per]
your b-tt?

[the great mighty poo]
my b-tt!

[wimpy p–per]
your b-tt?

[the great mighty poo]
my b-tt!

yeah!
alright…
mmhmmm… keep it going
yeah… come on…

[the great mighty poo revels in the chaos he is creating in his sh-t-filled kingdom of porcelain. alas, perhaps his celebrations were as premature as his ej-cul-tions. he is subsequently flushed!]

huh… huh… aaaggghhh!
ohhhhh… i’m melting! i’m melting!
oh, what a world!

i was the great mighty poo
but now i’m dead… -sob-

[wimpy p–per]
at least until i have taco bell again!

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