brentalfloss - link up with me baby lyrics
oh my god, i don’t mean to be rude, but
lemme put it on the line
i’ve never met a giant–ss fairy as fine as you
let me bless you, caress you, de-stress you, unless you protest
lemme confess the quest of things i would just do to impress you
i’d fight an overgrown super mario dry bones
let a big blue tongue squirt goo into my ancient iphone
i’d peel off layers of the map like an onion
then i would plunge into a giant robot camel
which is also somehow a dungeon
please, please, please link up with me baby
take a breath and let’s get wild, lemme see dat five-foot smile
come on, come on, be my magic lady
say the magic words i know, like “mekka-lekka-hiney-ho”
oh girl, let’s take a chance on some tiny hylian/giant fairy romance
if i climb more towers and shower you with flowering plants
would you give me some powers?
i guess i mean enhance my pants
i magically consumed the souls of some old wrinkly prunes
what happened next you might expect:
they gave me the runes
this dude is -n-logous to mario odyssey’s talkatoo
look they’re both birds givin’ hints to nerds
who wanna complete each clue
didja know i cook and i bake? i could make you a pie or a cake
how about a plate of herb sauté with a peppered steak
and dessert, a crepe?
don’t mean to be glib, but, what i wouldn’t give
to get into that pink wet hole
in the ground, where you live!
please, please, please link up with me baby
gotta love that fairy belly, got a body like a botticelli
come on, come on, be my magic lady
never felt this way before, but i’m suddenly into vore
oh girl, let’s take a chance on some tiny hylian/giant fairy romance
if i leave your fountain, go get a discounted haircut
and learn to climb a mountain, uh, could i climb up your b-tt?
and ride it (ride it) ride it (ride it) ride it like a fishy man
ride it (ride it) ride it (ride it) ride it like a seal in the sand
ride it like a wild horse or, like the wind, blow me off course
ride it like a copter leaf
ride it like a, like a
like a magic motorcycle that does not belong in this game at all
please, please, please be my magic lady
you made me a true believer, i got dat ferngully fever
oh girl, let’s take a chance on some tiny hylian/giant fairy romance
i love your big heart, wanna hold your huge hand
if it takes all of me, let me be your tiny man
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