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brentalfloss - phoenix wright with lyrics lyrics

moral kombat!
in the near future, courts of law go super fast
there’s no jury, just a judge
gotta win in three days max
my name is phoenix wright, and i’m an ace attorney
so grab a seat, groove to the beat, and join me on my journey

i live in california, and by that i mean j-pan
got a suit of blue, a big red tie and hair like gemini man
it’s a comedy of errors with the violence of macbeth
so cute and charming (murder!)
zany, wacky, jokey (death!)
yeah, i meet all kinds of weirdos on my justice-seeking quest
the dudes are total d-cks, and the ladies have big br–sts!
come on, y’all!
d-cks, b00bies, d-cks, b00bies, d-cks
b00bies, b00bies, d-cks
d-cks, b00bies, d-cks, b00bies, d-cks
b00bies, b00bies, d-cks
uh, b00bies?

i’m rated t for teen and even one time rated m
but i’ve got pop culture chops, and each reference is a gem
if you have a big objection to where i’m coming from
you can take that, hold it, and shove it up your bum

my name is phoenix wright, i’m a semi-decent lawyer
with the help of magic stones and my hot-slash-dead employer
so court is now in session, judge santa claus presiding
if a witness has a secret, i will find out what they’re hiding
pressing and presenting, i will find a resolution
fighting liars on the stand (and the kinky prosecution)
my client isn’t guilty, which i’ll prove with my defense,
so now all i have to do is choose the perfect evidence
here we go!
objection! (nope)
objection! (nope)
objection! (nope)
guilty!

objection! (nope)
objection! (nope)
take that!
not guilty

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