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brentalfloss - tecmo bowl with lyrics lyrics

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but bro, tecmo bowl, number one game of all
and that’s an easy call! it’s the sports game played
back when they first were made, it paved the way for madden

niko!

tecmo bowl, pop it on your tv
one game and you will see
why for everyone, tecmo is super fun
come on, brent, throw your hat in!

dude, i’m kinda bad at sports, not to be rude
but i would clearly come up short, so

tecmo bowl, back when i used to play
i’d play it every day
in suburbia, there’s nothing to do so, duh
it makes life less pathetic

look!

tecmo bowl, you get to strategize
see through montana’s eyes
and the best part is, you’d be a tecmo wiz

you don’t have to be athletic at all

p-ss! i actually needed tutors for gym cl-ss
i’ll stick to rpgs and shooters

come on dude, just one try!

that’s mine!

come on, don’t be that guy

alright, fine!

pick the team you want to be (i don’t want)
49’ers, naturally (i don’t want)
gettin’ started isn’t shakespeare or chekov
you simply wait for the kick-off
and then you’ll see

now my thoughts flash back
to every time i got sacked
every asthma attack
in my p.e. cl-ss, i only caught one p-ss
then ran to my own end zone
felt so lame
weak was my middle name
it was my secret shame
can i undo that all with one stupid game?
no time to think, here i go

see, i told you you would kick -ss
even though you sucked at gym cl-ss

i just mashed the b-ttons!

yeah but, you caught the freakin’ p-ss!

tecmo bowl is super legit
tecmo bowl is really the sh-t

i just took a chance

and boom!

aren’t you glad

that i didn’t quit?
(that you didn’t quit?)
yeah!
yeah!
yeah!
yeah!

tecmo bowl makes kings out of losers!
tecmo bowl, tecmo bowl, tecmo bowl, tecmo bowl
i love tecmo bowl

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