brentalfloss - tetris with (gameboy - a-type) lyrics
(one-y and a two-ey and a-three and four)
shapes made of four colored blocks
like a t or a box
come down like falling bricks
you can place them in rows
but everybody knows that they made this game for chicks (hey!)
mom just loves to flip and stack (flip and stack!)
grandma says “this sh-t is like crack!” (well, it is!)
this is the game girls deserve
there is no learning curve
which makes it great for noobs (great for noobs!)
it will fill you with glee
especially if you have a vag and b00bs (hey!)
your mom loves it, mine does too (mine does too)
call me s-xist; b-tch it’s still true! (just kidding about the b-tch part)
deep in the girl’s dainty brain
there’s a spot near a vein (right here)
which regulates their bliss (the t-spot)
once they see falling blocks, the t-spot unlocks
and they start to sing like this (sing!)
la la la la, la la la
we love tetris, la la la la
here is a trick i have learned
to avoid getting burned
when you p-ss off your chick (i’m so mad!)
if you sing this on key
immediately she’ll forget that you’re a d-ck (try it!)
la la la la (i’m still mad!) la la la (is that the tetris song?)
la la la la (i love tetris!) la la la la (i’m happy now!)
tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (snip, snip, snip)
if you love it
you prob’ly have a uterus!
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